Chriss Hanson

A character from the southpark episode Le petit Tourette.
Chriss is a host of a talkshow, covering an item over tourette. He's also known for his item about pedophiles.

Oh no, its Chriss Hanson!
**gunshot**

by donkey boner October 28, 2007

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Dirty Chris Hanson

Surprise buttfucking a pedophile

I performed the dirty Chris Hanson on my brothers science teacher last night

by ThottieWiddaBoddie May 18, 2020

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Chris Hanson

Having sexual contact with a girl or boy under legal allowed age. Derived from Chris Hanson host of date line NBC : to catch a predator

Wow how could you chris hanson that bitch shes like 16!

by Mike Freash round June 5, 2009

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Chris Hansen

The host on NBC Dateline.

Exposes criminals.

Stars on To Catch a Predator.

The biggest cock block of all time.

I went over to this chicks house to fuck, and Chris Hansen comes out of a door with his camera crew and asks me to take a seat!!!

by Bryan M L. October 11, 2007

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The effect on ne'er-do-wells caused by the presence of an apparent authority that is not law enforcement (e.g. Chris Hansen in Dateline: To Catch A Predator). The Effect usually causes the affected individual to spill their guts and make emotional pleas, or say "I'm just being stupid, I guess".

"I saw a man jerking off in his car as I was walking past, and I knocked on the window to warn him there were police hanging around. I guess I must've put the ol' Chris Hansen Effect on him, since as soon as he realized he had been caught, he began telling me about how shit his life is and how this was his first time."

by UnclePaulChipperson July 4, 2017

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