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ChrisNxtDoor 

ChrisNxtDoor is a member of AMP and also their editor. Never uploads on mondays... He's also a victim of the YRG curse.
"ChrisNxtDoor why don't you upload on mondays ?" -A lot of niggas
"Shut the f*ck up about mondays I be smoking blunts on sundays." -ChrisNxtDoor
ChrisNxtDoor by YRGxDEO August 18, 2021

Chrisnasty 

the term used for the classic 60's hotshot. Often known to wear plaid jackets, public masturbater hats, and sunglasses at night. An outspoken fan of the BeeGee's. See hot carl and cincinnati bowtie.
Did you see that chrisnasty just cruise by in his mustang thats not quite as good as a camaro.... Yea but his in-your-face 60's style forced me to look away

chrissynado

A chrissynado is a tornado that is combined with a person. It is combined with a person named chris.
Look its Chrissynado
chrissynado by Idiotwholikescookies January 19, 2021

Chrisandom 

A statement made by the most random man on the planet!.. Chris C...
Wife: Chris what do you want for dinner?
Chris: Food that you eat and poop!
Wife:... You got me with a Chrisandom!

Christapo 

George Bush's Jack Booted, Secret Morality Police, created to enforce the Mosaic Laws of the Old Testament and other perceived crimes under Christianity. (Origin - Internet blogs)
Formerly known as the Fun Police under previous Republican administrations.
Bush has unleashed his Christapo upon the American public to make sure they don't have any kind of fun or conduct themselves in a manner that isn't listed as acceptable in the Doctrine of the Religious Right.
Christapo by Berfel February 3, 2005

Chrisandra 

A girls name who is very pretty, has alot of friends, and everyone loves to hangout with her.
Oh yeah shes a Chrisandra
Chrisandra by James and Jose :D August 6, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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