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Chris Noyes

The classic dumbass college freshman. Loves to get blackout and vomit his alcoholic beverages wherever he goes. Usually fucks 6s or 7s. Sometimes referred to as: “retard”, or “Fucker with autism”.
Goddamnit it’s that retard Chris Noyes. He fucking sucks.
by Not here? March 10, 2020
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