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chris harrison

A man with a very large penis
"Omg Becky! I slept with Jimmy last night and let me tell you...he is a total Chris Harrison" girth
chris harrison by slimbo1976 August 15, 2016

Chris Harrison

an American television and game show host, best known for his role as the host of the ABC reality television dating show The Bachelor from 2002 to 2021.
The syndicated series' final host was Chris Harrison, who took over from Crews in 2015 and hosted until the show was canceled, with the finale airing on May 31, 2019
Chris Harrison by SPrice1980 May 26, 2023

chrisharrison 

a goal scored from beyond midfield that bounces over the keeper's head and into the goal, the epitome of bad goalkeeping. Very humiliating.
Oh my god, I just scored a chrisharrison to win the game! That goalie is dismal!
chrisharrison by Mez Menasria January 14, 2008

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026