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Chris Brownin it

Literally to beat your girl and claim to not remember it, but it could be any lame excuse that nobody believes.
"Damn she was bleeding all over the place." "Yeah, but I love her so much. I just don't remember doing it..." "I just felt so disappointed"..."in myself" "It's all good, you were just Chris Brownin it."
Chris Brownin it by unit45x September 2, 2009

chris brownie 

when you take a poo in your hand. then you smack a girl in the face as hard as you can
yo rianna pissed me off last night so i gave her a chris brownie.
chris brownie by Deathreaper November 6, 2009

Chris Browning 

Physical abuse of the opposite sex
1) That girl over there be getting Chris Browned by her man every night.

2) I be Chris Browning my bitch when she get out of line.

3) Yo you see her face I bet she just got Chris Browned by her man.
Chris Browning by Nature Boy 1901 February 15, 2009

Chris browning 

The act of beating the fucking shit out of a female.
Bitch, You do that one more time and you'll get a Chris browning!
Chris browning by Fredsworld March 3, 2009

Chris Browning 

The act of beating the fuck out of your girlfriend/boyfriend (if gay)
Yo bitch get off me before I chris brown yo ass.

i swear to god im about to give you the chris browning of a life time if you dont stop talkin.

If that hoe dont have my money, ima have to chris brown that ass.

Yo your girl cheated on you dog, you better go chris brown that bitch.
Chris Browning by Lalo94112 March 5, 2009

chris browning 

To beat, bite or attack your wife or girl.
Dee:Damn, why is he chris browning his girl?

Nemo: I heard he caught her cheating...!

Dee: Word?
chris browning by Blakwout March 13, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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