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Someone who makes you go ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
Choying you're making me... blush
Choying by L. Mino December 6, 2021
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Choying is the best friend you could ever have. She has the best humor and is so kind. She might stalk her crush but I’m a friendly way. She is a work of art and she is a very nice person. She definitely doesn’t like Theodore 🤞🏻🤞🏻
“Choying definitely does not have a crush in Theodore!!” “Omg ikr!!”
Choying by 😍🤞🏻 November 27, 2022
(adjective) The term used for when you're dapping up your bois and grillz. It is the present participle form of "Choo", which is what you say when you dap up your homies/brothers.
Brother 1: "Yo my boi what's good witchu!"
Brother 2: "Ayo what's good witchu brother!"
Brother 1 and Brother 2: *daps each other* "Chooooooooooooooooo!"

Brother 3: "You two really do love Chooing don't you!"
Chooing by Lead Bud 123 May 3, 2021

Choking Casper 

A means of self pleasure attempted only by the bravest of males. A masturbatory technique by which 2-4 tissues are overlapped to form a soft sheath over the head and shaft of the penis, thus resembling a ghost. The male proceeds to "choke his chicken" using the Kleenex condom as both a barrier between his hand and penile skin as well as a reservoir for the resulting ejaculate. For best results, tissues with aloe should be used in order to reduce friction and risk of bleeding.
Kyle: I stumbled upon the hottest lesbian porn on tv last night.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.
Choking Casper by Sauna Studs July 5, 2015
To engage in or encourage the practice of secretly filming lady parts via the upskirt method.
I got caught choping the other day, but it's cool as it's not a crime in the UK apparently.

I tried to chope her, but she was wise to it and punched my in the throat.

I just choped that woman, but it wasn't a woman so I sent the clip to Jacob.
Choping by Monty-The-Cat June 17, 2018

choking the nun 

Euphemism for male masturbation. Coined (or at least made popular) by Ryan Stiles on Whose Line Is It Anyway.
"Sorry I'm late. I was choking the nun...if you know what I mean."

choking your chicken

Choking your chicken is whacking yo wienie homie!
Dang, Gabe have you ever been caught in the closet choking your chicken. I have and my Mom is taking me to a shrink tomorrow to see if I'm a perv.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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