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adj:
To be used to describe when one is extremely angry and in need of a muffin (preferably banana nut).
Brandon: She's really annoying -.-
Matt: I know. I'm so pissed off.

Brandon: Have a muffin. Maybe then you won't be so chorng.
Chorng by ClaudeFool June 22, 2009
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Chong Jojun Balsa 

Jungkook's famous line from Not Today,

Meaning-Aim! Fire! Shoot!
Yo! Not Today is so fire!

I know right, JungKook's, Chong Jojun balsa" Is simply lit, my favorite part.
Related Words
Chorng chong chonga chongo chonger chonged Chonging chongle chongin chongler

chongo juice 

the liquid that comes out of someones arse just before the solid shit comes out of the anus. Basically a liquefied shit
oi mate giz a drink of ur warm chongo juice
that guy has just let out so much chongo juice i might go for a chongo lad

Lee Chong Wei 

He is the best badminton player in Malaysia.
Zul: Who is the best badminton player in Malaysia?
Daniel: Of course, Lee Chong Wei!
Lee Chong Wei by Ms FluffyCat February 9, 2023

chongyun 

chongyun is the best boy in genshin, he’s super cool and the best character in existence, he’s a little gay but it’s alright
chongyun should be a 5 star
chongyun by marsiscool June 18, 2021

chongyun 

Friend a: I got chongyun today in a single poll
Friend B: oh you mean ice cream boy?
chongyun by Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan November 29, 2020

Turbo Chong 

The act of taking a massive chong on a fat bifta. Word used by chavs, idiots and/or the elderly.
"Aww mate, give us a turbo chong on that cone!"
"I was turbo chongin' all night long - I'm all chonged out"
Turbo Chong by Chongmeister February 10, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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