Chopkick Share definition Flag A rapid succession of karate chops to the throat & finish off with a barbaric yell then a kick to the scrotum, usually performed on pedophiles. Pedophile: Hey kid, comeKid: Chopkick!!!Pedophile:AAAAHHHHHHHH Chopkick by Fifty cal January 23, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Chopkick mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch