Choositis is the inability to make good choices.
Some describe it as...that tingy feeling you feel when you should have made the right choice but opted for a bad one, out of nervousness or indecision.
Some describe it as...that tingy feeling you feel when you should have made the right choice but opted for a bad one, out of nervousness or indecision.
by Alexander Abraham December 20, 2018
Get the Choositis mug.A congenital condition resulting from a deletion on chromosome number 16 in white males. The deletion affects the production of the so-called "good-looking" gene. Patients affected are known to be of short stature,only talking about working out, ugliness, limited athletic ability and have hair loss occur with the onset of puberty, which is when the disease manifests itself. Other symptoms include trying to act black, earings, unnecessary cursing, and general douche-bagness. To this date no cure for the chodeitis has been found since no amount amount of working out, popped collars, slang words, or hair gel will keep the affected person from looking like a Chode.
Aww man look at that short guy over there with the popped collars and gelled hair...i bet he's got Chodeitis.
by CUNT MONKEY April 29, 2008
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Get the cheesitis mug.A disease that is only found in the middle east.it causes the dune coons..aka sand niggers to want to blow themselves the fuck up. there for alot of dune coons have it hence all the suicide bombing all over the place..
that fucking sand nigger had dune coonitis..good thing he is cured because he blew himself the fuck up..thats also one less dune coon we have to worry about.
by dunecoon69 March 7, 2011
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by Jacy Oh August 7, 2006
Get the chongitis mug.Choolits is a word children or lame teenagers shout behind a teachers back or in the middle of a class to make their friends laugh.
Normally spoken in a stupidly funny voice.
It can be coupled with the words Oooits, W-d-gunday-haay, Hyerrrp and Sshnoinggg.
Normally spoken in a stupidly funny voice.
It can be coupled with the words Oooits, W-d-gunday-haay, Hyerrrp and Sshnoinggg.
by MrCynical November 1, 2006
Get the choolits mug.Modern art style, defined by use of excessive cross-hatching and black ink. Often uses aspect of abstract art mixed with realism. Not to be mistaken for chaosism.
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