Choositis 

Choositis is the inability to make good choices.

Some describe it as...that tingy feeling you feel when you should have made the right choice but opted for a bad one, out of nervousness or indecision.

Oh, dude has choositis...How could we help so he could make better decisions next time..

Choositis by Alexander Abraham December 20, 2018

Chodeitis 

A congenital condition resulting from a deletion on chromosome number 16 in white males. The deletion affects the production of the so-called "good-looking" gene. Patients affected are known to be of short stature,only talking about working out, ugliness, limited athletic ability and have hair loss occur with the onset of puberty, which is when the disease manifests itself. Other symptoms include trying to act black, earings, unnecessary cursing, and general douche-bagness. To this date no cure for the chodeitis has been found since no amount amount of working out, popped collars, slang words, or hair gel will keep the affected person from looking like a Chode.

Aww man look at that short guy over there with the popped collars and gelled hair...i bet he's got Chodeitis.

Chodeitis by CUNT MONKEY April 29, 2008

cheesitis 

cheese - itis
craving of cheese its when your drunk

"ur jsut a victim of eatin cheese its when ur drunk"

" i know doctor said i have cheesitis "

cheesitis by sportinakrang February 16, 2008

dune coonitis 

A disease that is only found in the middle east.it causes the dune coons..aka sand niggers to want to blow themselves the fuck up. there for alot of dune coons have it hence all the suicide bombing all over the place..

that fucking sand nigger had dune coonitis..good thing he is cured because he blew himself the fuck up..thats also one less dune coon we have to worry about.

dune coonitis by dunecoon69 March 7, 2011

chongitis

the disease of being a chonga.

EW! she has chongitis. Be careful she might be contagious.

chongitis by Jacy Oh August 7, 2006

choolits 

Choolits is a word children or lame teenagers shout behind a teachers back or in the middle of a class to make their friends laugh.
Normally spoken in a stupidly funny voice.
It can be coupled with the words Oooits, W-d-gunday-haay, Hyerrrp and Sshnoinggg.

Teacher: Joshua shut up and get out of my room!
Joshua's friend Kadeem: CHOOLITS!

choolits by MrCynical November 1, 2006

chaosirism 

Modern art style, defined by use of excessive cross-hatching and black ink. Often uses aspect of abstract art mixed with realism. Not to be mistaken for chaosism.

Chaosirism art is so mysterious and oddly satisfying to draw.

chaosirism by Cpl. Mooncalf April 1, 2017