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Chontl

1- A person who always will scream and tell at you if you swear.

2- A crazy person who believes that she's an alien.
"fuck."
'JOHNNY DON'T SAY THAT'
"you're just a chontl."
by Nikolai Alberdi September 15, 2019
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chortle my balls

To felate a man with such vigor and enthusiasm that one sucks his balls all the way to the back of their throat, thus making a "chortle" sound.
And if you don't like it, you can chortle my balls!
by cannonball967 May 6, 2015
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Chotles

When (over text) you are talking to a person and when they mean to say clothes, they miss-spell it and spell Chotles. Usually when one spells Chotles the other person will mistake it for a mexican food or dish, making both people seem stupid at the end.
A: Im cleaning my Choltes
B: You cleaning your food?
A: What do you mean?
B: About what you just said?
A: About my clothes?
B: You said Chotles!
A: Ohhh.....
by Addie Aiello March 30, 2011
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I HAVE CHORTLES

Fawful's catchphrase from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. An amusing, mocking, insulting laugh.
Bowser: Hey! What's the story with this crazy statue? It's going nuts!
Fawful: I HAVE CHORTLES!
by Fawful September 27, 2009
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chonto

adj.
1 : having or marked by great physical power.
2 : having moral or intellectual power.
3 : having or in the possesion of great resources.
1 : Chonto like bull.
2 : Kasparov simply not chonto 'nuff to tackle Deep Blue.
3 : Harvard physics best step off, Stanford theory is chonto yo!
by sampXtras August 22, 2011
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Chottle down

This is another definition for SQUAT. kinda preparation for taking a poo. it's derived from the name of a city in Iran where people frequently use this word.
- Oh brother. I gotta pee badly.
- Stop act like a kid. chottle down and get it done.
by Alisha620 March 4, 2011
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Chortle

The act of blowing a beverage of choice into an anus, and letting it blow back into your mouth.
I prefer my redbull (sugar free) chortled.

Can I chortle this whiteclaw into your ass?
by PonchosEnjoyer August 24, 2023
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