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A tool used by latina’s to whoop their kids asses when they misbehave
Jorge was chasing Olivia with el Choncla
Choncla by mefozjmpsgb June 21, 2019
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La chancla

The most feared weapon in the Latino community. Usually wield by angry hispanic mothers who want to beat their child's ass.
Mom: CARLOS CLEAN YOUR ROOM!
Carlos: Go to hell woman!
Mom: ES HORA DE LA CHANCLA!!!!
Carlos: ....god help me
La chancla by Hamsdude March 25, 2021
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La chancla

Spanish word for flipflop/sandal/slipper. It's what Hispanic/Latino parents (usually mothers) use to beat their child's ass when they've had it with their misbehaviour.

And don't even try to run, they can throw that thing round a corner like boomerang and if you manage to run out the house then don't expect to be allowed back inside without getting twice the original punishment.
Hispanic/Latina mother: *child's name*, GET OVER HERE NOW.

Kid: Shit, I can already feel la chancla getting spanked round my ass.
La chancla by R4staM0useL0v3r April 23, 2019
The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026
A flip-flop, slipper, or slide used as a dual use weapon (can be thrown or used for a direct hit) by latina females when angred by their boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/whatever else, children, or a friend.
Latina: Talk back one more time and I will get la chancla.
Child: *talks back*
Latina: Estoy recibiendo el chancla! (I'm getting the chancla)
Latina: Beats childs ass for being a little bitch
Chancla by Queen Cass September 30, 2017
A flip flop used by Latin moms to beat up their kid when she is angered. Deadliest weapon known to any Latin kid. Moms never miss with a chancla.
Friend: Hey, why is your leg all red?
You: My mom hit me with a chancla
Chancla by Pabluno09 November 25, 2017

La chancla

the thing that causes PTSD and traumitizes young latin kids.
mom:PORQUE REPROVASTE EL EXAMEN???
kid: porque...
mom: NI QUE POQUE NI QUE OCHO CUARTOS VENTE ACA
kid: AHHH LA CHANCLA NO PORFAVORRRR....
and then the poor kid gets his ass whipped. and now has PTSD
La chancla by CheepCheep101 March 2, 2020
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