Chonceman

-Someone who has done something very well
-Someone who has made a mistake
-Someone who is extremely baked
-Someone who forgot something important
-Someone who did not forget something
-Someone who is badass
-Someone who is too scared to do something

Did you remember to get dog food?
...Oh my god, I'm such a chonceman!

Wow what a shot!
Oh did you not know that I'm a chonceman?

Hey I finally got that promotion at work!
Well they must have noticed how much of a chonceman you've been lately

by Spicywombat April 23, 2022

chocomaniac

chocomaniac is when you devour everything/anything that is chocolate. The craze that happens during your chocolate frenzy.

Madeline is going bonkers with that 5 lb Hershey bar that she got for her birthday. Yes, she is definitley a chocomaniac and she is going to get herself sick.

by Mitchell man November 9, 2009

Clonemance

Clonemance is a play on the word romance, used when describing the emotional or physical connection of two Clones, like Keith and Julie. Clones are the fan base of Jim Rome.

With all of the Clonemance in the air, it kinda puts a new spin on March Madness

by Lady Clone February 27, 2011

Chodeman

A penisman who has no confidence, no friends, and a tiny penis.

This person is more than likely disliked by everyone he or she knows.

Typically this is used to describe only males but is very versatile.

This word is harsher than Penisman, Peniswoman, and Vaginaman combined

You suck Chodeman!

Eat it Chodeman!

...CHODEMAN!

Oh yeah? Well at least I'm a damn penisman you chodeman idiot.

by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010

Chodemander

When a person with a chode opens up the end of their pee hole, so that the pee hole looks like a little mouth on a salamander.

Oh man, when I stick this Q-tip in my chode it looks like a chodemander.

by Poops Mc Gee August 6, 2008

chancematch

A chancematch is the name given to a girl/boy women/man you see in a public place usually while you are with your current partner,you see the person and they see you ,you make eye contact and maybe smile at each other then either you move away or they do,either way you will never see them again but you both felt something ,a connection ,you were made for each other a perfect match sent by cupid but you miss the chance forever.

Ah man i was out with my mrs shopping and i had a chancematch with the most cute girl i have ever seen,she was beautiful and perfect and she gave me a cheeky smile ,then she walked off with her boyfriend but she looked back at me as she walked away.I will probably never see her again.

by Adam the definer ! March 3, 2016

Chodeman

A man or woman who dresses like a road man and acts like a chav or is a mix of the both

You know Rhys he is a scummy little Chodeman

by ChodeMan Faggot June 28, 2017