choksi

Common word for people with high IQ in the IT field. Also used an an antonym for "GEEK" or "NERD", but more insultive in nature.

The technical manager of that company is so choksi...

by K. J. Smith July 30, 2008

Choksi

The act of a very small girl, hooking up with a very tall guy. Especially if the physics are questionable.

Dude that tiny little bittie choksied with that giant-ass dude last night.

by Ladyyyyyyyyyy October 27, 2011

Choking Casper

A means of self pleasure attempted only by the bravest of males. A masturbatory technique by which 2-4 tissues are overlapped to form a soft sheath over the head and shaft of the penis, thus resembling a ghost. The male proceeds to "choke his chicken" using the Kleenex condom as both a barrier between his hand and penile skin as well as a reservoir for the resulting ejaculate. For best results, tissues with aloe should be used in order to reduce friction and risk of bleeding.

Kyle: I stumbled upon the hottest lesbian porn on tv last night.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.

by Sauna Studs July 5, 2015

Choosing

When a person has multiple options (dating) and picks based on the current or momentary want, need, time or circumstance. Often times, the choice is based on a material (when women are choosing) or sexual (when men are choosing) gain.

Tasha, you know I’ve been wanting to take you out but you stay choosing and entertaining other men.

by YogagODDess December 4, 2020

choking the nun

Euphemism for male masturbation. Coined (or at least made popular) by Ryan Stiles on Whose Line Is It Anyway.

"Sorry I'm late. I was choking the nun...if you know what I mean."

by Chemical Castration January 2, 2012

choking your chicken

Choking your chicken is whacking yo wienie homie!

Dang, Gabe have you ever been caught in the closet choking your chicken. I have and my Mom is taking me to a shrink tomorrow to see if I'm a perv.

by Home Slice 36 July 10, 2014

choking a squidhead

This one-liner may be used during an alien invasion, especially when you're a badass who is out to kill the beasts from outer space.

It is also possible to get the phrase as a dirty joke, according to the youtube celebrity Jesse Cox from the youtube channel "OMFGcata", who first came up with this sentence during his playthrough of the game "Crysis 2".

You kill an alien with your mere hands. You mention that you are choking a squidhead. You throw his corpse away.

by FancyTophatDude September 14, 2011