Choke Hold

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An illegal wrestling move in which one would choke the apponent to death, later recieving a death penulty.

Ogre #1: Hey Monglar, think you can break my choke hold?

Ogre #2: What?

Choke Hold by Mbleh July 16, 2007

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choke hold

When getting a blow job and holding down the givers head so they gag while you cum!

I was so into that blow job that I threw a choke hold at the last moment!

choke hold by bjoldfaedwse October 18, 2008

choke hold

The act of imagining choking the hell out of someone you despise. An expression of frustration at someone who just royally pissed you off.

That asshole just cut me off! Choke hold!!!

choke hold by Robin January 6, 2004

Choke hold

When you grab her head and pound your cock in her throat without giving her a chance to catch a breath

I thought she was gonna pass out when I had her in that choke hold. Then I blew my load and she was covered in nosespum

Choke hold by Mr Special August 16, 2019

Choke Hold High

When you get so high you pass out or hold your breath for a rudely amount of time that you ignore everyone who tries to talk to you.

High Guy 1:So how do you get high without all that usage?

High Guy 2: I got so high, I almost passed out. First puff, just held it in till I got dizzy and exhaled for that ultimate choke hold high!

Choke Hold High by Mrs Mrs Mrs June 14, 2023

Tennessee choke hold

when a naked drunk man puts another man (drunk or not) into a choke hold forcing the receipients head into or near the genital area. Will not work if recipient is gay.

Oh no; Jason just put Adam into the Tennessee choke hold and Adam is beginning to panic.

Tennessee choke hold by ear butter February 2, 2010

Steering Wheel Choke Hold

While getting road head from a chick, you tilt the steering wheel all the way down until she is choking on your street meat! Then proceed to pull on to the shoulder hitting the rumble strip causing her to choke on your skin flute!

On my way home from my date last night, the chick decided to give me some road head. I upped the ante with a Steering Wheel Choke Hold!...Then followed it up with a whale punch!

Steering Wheel Choke Hold by Dirtimus January 20, 2011

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026