Chodehawk

CHODEHAWK, noun- Unusually short stubby mohawk,most pronounced if the user has a big head may also be applied to a fauxhawk if said fauxhawks length is not greater than its width and/or the difference between the fauxhawk and the remaining hair is no greater than a 2 to 3 ratio.

Lilly:Have you seen Gerbers new haircut?
Barney: Looks over then bust out laughing
Lilly: Whats so funny?
Barney: He has a Chodehawk!
Lilly:What?
Barney:His hair, its not proportional to his head

Lilly: O god i see it, i can never keep a straight face when i see him now.
Barney: Chodehawk!!
Lilly: Chodehawk!

by Barnaby Norris Grylls January 2, 2012

chodejaw

Chodejaw is the painfully inevitable medical condition that ensues after giving head to a double-wide dick.

Fatty's brickdick barely penetrated my lips but its propensity in width had my sore chodejaw gumming at baby food for a month.

by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing September 25, 2007

Chodesack

The Sack which accompanies the chode.

I heard that Jennifer's boyfriend has a chode?

Yeah, but i think the chodesack would be even worse.

by KingGee285 December 12, 2012

chodesack

a fat lazy person.

tim for example

by neil December 29, 2003

chohawk

the strip of hair that runs mohawk style down the center of the chest between the pectoral muscles

Daaaamn joy has a big chohawk!

by A-Rich March 18, 2007

chohawk

A cholo with a mohawk hair style

Hey bro did you see Pedro's new chohawk?

by majorcities January 25, 2010

chodehaver

defined as someone who has a chode

You see Kyle over there? He’s a chodehaver

by ThyHolyMilkMan June 2, 2023