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Chodehawk 

CHODEHAWK, noun- Unusually short stubby mohawk,most pronounced if the user has a big head may also be applied to a fauxhawk if said fauxhawks length is not greater than its width and/or the difference between the fauxhawk and the remaining hair is no greater than a 2 to 3 ratio.
Lilly:Have you seen Gerbers new haircut?
Barney: Looks over then bust out laughing
Lilly: Whats so funny?
Barney: He has a Chodehawk!
Lilly:What?
Barney:His hair, its not proportional to his head

Lilly: O god i see it, i can never keep a straight face when i see him now.
Barney: Chodehawk!!
Lilly: Chodehawk!
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chodejaw 

Chodejaw is the painfully inevitable medical condition that ensues after giving head to a double-wide dick.
Fatty's brickdick barely penetrated my lips but its propensity in width had my sore chodejaw gumming at baby food for a month.
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Chodesack 

I heard that Jennifer's boyfriend has a chode?

Yeah, but i think the chodesack would be even worse.
Chodesack by KingGee285 December 12, 2012

chodesack 

chodesack by neil December 29, 2003
the strip of hair that runs mohawk style down the center of the chest between the pectoral muscles
Daaaamn joy has a big chohawk!
chohawk by A-Rich March 18, 2007
A cholo with a mohawk hair style
Hey bro did you see Pedro's new chohawk?
chohawk by majorcities January 25, 2010

chodehaver 

defined as someone who has a chode
You see Kyle over there? He’s a chodehaver
chodehaver by ThyHolyMilkMan June 2, 2023