Chode Bonger 

An insult used towards someone that you do not like or makes you mad. It's a combination of words used to describe someone who you would deem to be a chode, with the word bonger thrown in just because it sounds awesome. This insult is used to throw people off during an argument because they never see it coming.

Mort: "Dude, why did you puke all over my keyboard?"

Wally: "I puked on your keyboard because you're being such a chode bonger."

Mort: "......."

Chode Bonger by Jipums August 25, 2009

pubey twatter chode boner (PTCB) 

Amazing gay secks delivered by men includes a large pubey beard ball fro.

ie. large chode and pubic fro

My ptcb is sooo large it exploded gabes butthole. pubey twatter chode boner (PTCB)it is the SHIT

pubey twatter chode boner (PTCB) by the ptcb master March 22, 2009

chode boner 

A Chode Boner is something that just gets wider...

if you were to have a chode and have a boner, te sides of the penis would shoot left and right

my friend has a chode boner...its fun to look at!

chode boner by pochypizzle March 17, 2011

chode banger

Someone who fucks chodes

Why is she making fun of my boyfriend when she's a chode banger?

chode banger by candiekissez October 6, 2004

Chodemonger 

A 5-10 year old kid who talks shit on the internet

Yesterday this chodemonger wouldn't shut the fuck up until his mom walked in

Chodemonger by Brian and scott June 11, 2008

chodemonger 

Someone who deals with, is surounded by, and possibly sells chode. (Same concept as a fishmonger.)

You filthy chodemonger!

chodemonger by Apathy February 1, 2004

Chodeboner 

A boner which instead of getting longer it becomes wider

1) Hey Becky look at that chodeboner

2) "So i was fucking this guy last night, and he so had a chodeboner!"

Chodeboner by Sickle Hilly Bay October 22, 2008