Chocolate Tea

Teabagging your/someone's shit

She wanted me to make Chocolate Tea. Bruh I'm not into that shit.

by Just_Cr4Zy June 13, 2022

chocolate tea bag

When you wipe someone's ass with your nutsack.

Hey Charlie, your ass is rather in need of a chocolate tea bag!

by Steele Bro's March 5, 2008

chocolate teapot

UK: A chocolate teapot is an utterly useless item. Alternative terms also used are chocolate fireguard and chocolate kettle.

Refering to a useless or pointless item /deed /action /incapable person: "as much use as a chocolate teapot"

by Clansman April 22, 2009

Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.

NOT USEFUL AT ALL

Bill: do you think my having my old things is useful?
Sam: Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Bill: umm ok?

by Biggest_Hamilton_Fan October 22, 2020

chocolate tear

A chocolate tear is when your ass waters just a little bit, it can either be from drinking too much espresso, or from your ass crying in anticipation of being penetrated.

1. He shed one chocolate tear from his winking brown eye.
2. Her ass cried a chocolate tear after he came early while fucking her up the butt.

by B.ryeen April 13, 2008

chocolate teabag bandit mask

When you dip your balls in chocolate and place them over someone's eyes, so that when you move your balls away it looks like they are wearing a bandit mask made of chocolate.

Jim had passed out at the party before the chocolate fountain had run out, so Danny took out his balls and gave Jim a chocolate teabag bandit mask.

by Chewbacca Bears September 4, 2006

About as much use as a chocolate teapot

A guy/girl who isn't very good at their job,playing video games or sports. Relative to anyone useless.

That George Bush is about as much use as a chocolate teapot

by xterrorx November 30, 2004