Chocolate Tea
Teabagging your/someone's shit
Chocolate Tea by Just_Cr4Zy June 13, 2022
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chocolate tea bag by Steele Bro's March 5, 2008
chocolate teapot
UK: A chocolate teapot is an utterly useless item. Alternative terms also used are chocolate fireguard and chocolate kettle.
Refering to a useless or pointless item /deed /action /incapable person: "as much use as a chocolate teapot"
chocolate teapot by Clansman April 22, 2009
Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Bill: do you think my having my old things is useful?
Sam: Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Bill: umm ok?
Sam: Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Bill: umm ok?
Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot. by Biggest_Hamilton_Fan October 22, 2020
chocolate tear
A chocolate tear is when your ass waters just a little bit, it can either be from drinking too much espresso, or from your ass crying in anticipation of being penetrated.
1. He shed one chocolate tear from his winking brown eye.
2. Her ass cried a chocolate tear after he came early while fucking her up the butt.
2. Her ass cried a chocolate tear after he came early while fucking her up the butt.
chocolate tear by B.ryeen April 13, 2008
chocolate teabag bandit mask
When you dip your balls in chocolate and place them over someone's eyes, so that when you move your balls away it looks like they are wearing a bandit mask made of chocolate.
Jim had passed out at the party before the chocolate fountain had run out, so Danny took out his balls and gave Jim a chocolate teabag bandit mask.
chocolate teabag bandit mask by Chewbacca Bears September 4, 2006
About as much use as a chocolate teapot
A guy/girl who isn't very good at their job,playing video games or sports. Relative to anyone useless.
About as much use as a chocolate teapot by xterrorx November 30, 2004