Chocolate Pot

When your partner takes a turd in your bellybutton then flattens it down to a smooth finish (Remove excess if necessary).

Last night my man gave me a nice warm chocolate pot, it was very filling.

by EJ charizard69 April 25, 2021

Pot Chocolate

It has Two Definitions

1: Hot Chocolate served in a pot

2: Hot chocolate mixed with Pot

"That pot chocolate is off the hook!"
"Damn lunchbox! Stop with that hot chocolate chalk boy! Wiggidy whack Mo Fo!"

by Simon King April 11, 2004

chocolate potion

Black Sperm

BBC give chocolate potion

by Saafireeyy June 14, 2011

chocolate potting

The art of getting shat on ones penis after anal sex

'Dude she totally chocolate potted me last night'

'Ew chocolate potting is gross'

by Flat4 February 8, 2014

Chocolate Potluck

When, on a vacation for example, a large group of people who are forced to share one bathroom happen to take a dump into the same bowl consecutively, resulting in a funky mix of everyone's sauces that can only be described as a chocolate potluck.

Mike: Hooo, crap, man, that's some gnarly stank there in the bathroom. Who used the crapper?

Jim: Donna, Elyse, Alex, RJ, Sam, and Frank. Just in the last thirty minutes.

Mike: Well, I might as well add to the chocolate potluck.

by Jeffobazoni June 19, 2011

chocolate potato

A disgusting food to eat. Period.

Your not going to want to eat that chocolate potato

by Fjjfrjdh newejjx July 3, 2017

Chocolate Potato Soup

Noun: slang for diarrhea with little chunks.

Excuse me a moment while I use the restroom, all that curry is making me bake up some chocolate potato soup.

by GreaseWizard September 14, 2020