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Chocolate Pot 

When your partner takes a turd in your bellybutton then flattens it down to a smooth finish (Remove excess if necessary).
Last night my man gave me a nice warm chocolate pot, it was very filling.
Chocolate Pot by EJ charizard69 April 25, 2021
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Pot Chocolate 

It has Two Definitions

1: Hot Chocolate served in a pot

2: Hot chocolate mixed with Pot
"That pot chocolate is off the hook!"
"Damn lunchbox! Stop with that hot chocolate chalk boy! Wiggidy whack Mo Fo!"
Pot Chocolate by Simon King April 11, 2004

chocolate potion 

BBC give chocolate potion
chocolate potion by Saafireeyy June 14, 2011

chocolate potting 

The art of getting shat on ones penis after anal sex
'Dude she totally chocolate potted me last night'

'Ew chocolate potting is gross'
chocolate potting by Flat4 February 8, 2014

Chocolate Potluck 

When, on a vacation for example, a large group of people who are forced to share one bathroom happen to take a dump into the same bowl consecutively, resulting in a funky mix of everyone's sauces that can only be described as a chocolate potluck.
Mike: Hooo, crap, man, that's some gnarly stank there in the bathroom. Who used the crapper?

Jim: Donna, Elyse, Alex, RJ, Sam, and Frank. Just in the last thirty minutes.

Mike: Well, I might as well add to the chocolate potluck.

chocolate potato

A disgusting food to eat. Period.
Your not going to want to eat that chocolate potato

Chocolate Potato Soup

Noun: slang for diarrhea with little chunks.
Excuse me a moment while I use the restroom, all that curry is making me bake up some chocolate potato soup.
Chocolate Potato Soup by GreaseWizard September 14, 2020
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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