Chocolate Milky 

When the black husband is fucking his white wife, he pulls out and accidentally shoots his whole load into his wife’s fuck hole. It’s like making chocolate milk, you mix the chocolate sauce into the white milk and you get chocolate milk. He gave her a chocolate milky.

Man, I can’t believe I have this kid now, it’s only because I gave Laura that chocolate milky

Chocolate Milky by JRLo20 December 14, 2018

Milky Way Chocolate Bar

A blow job where the penis is covered in chocolate (or feces).

Joe wanted a Milky Way Chocolate bar, but I told him I'd only do it with chocolate.

Milky Way Chocolate Bar by Girl Sexy January 9, 2009

Chocolate Milk Guy 

Don't touch a man's chocolate milk.

"think about respect and just understanding how shit happens in the world"

-chocolate milk guy

Chocolate Milk Guy by jeofry September 18, 2019

Salty Chocolate Milk

n.- The hot, frothy, and often times gritty, doo doo water and sperm mixture explosion that erupts from the anus succeeding a night of tacos, beer, and anal sex.

Steve - "Last night was tacos and anal night at the house, my wife even drank the salty chocolate milk afterwards!"

John - "Gross"

Salty Chocolate Milk by Chunk Norris August 17, 2012

Columbus Chocolate Milk 

A sex act in which a girl spreads her ass cheeks apart like goatse, while her partner pours milk and Hershey's chocolate syrup into her open anus. The girl then proceeds to twerk like Miley Cyrus until chocolate milk is made, which is then consumed by the couple.

After getting bored performing the Cincinnati Bowtie, the freaky couple moved to the Cleveland Steamer and then began making Columbus Chocolate Milk.

Columbus Chocolate Milk by GimpThePimp October 25, 2013

Chocolate Milk 

The nectar of the gods. The greatest drink ever to exist; in fact, the greatest ANYTHING ever to exist.

Some people drink multiple gallons of chocolate milk per day. These people have been known to hurl buildings into other buildings, have sex for literally days nonstop without getting tired, throw punches at the speed of light, and travel through time.

Someone invented Powerthirst in an attempt to replicate the effects of chocolate milk. They failed miserably.

It is a well-known fact that every superhero in existence draws their power from healthy doses of chocolate milk.

Chocolate Milk by meteoryte January 4, 2010

Guers Chocolate Milk

BEST CHOCOLATE MILK IN THE WORLD. get some.

Phil: i would like some good chocolate milk.
Abby: Here, ( hands him carton) Guers Chocolate Milk is the BEST.

Phil: how so?
Abby: just try it. you'll know when you do.

Guers Chocolate Milk by Guers Girl May 5, 2010