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Sausage in the chocolate factory

Sausage in the chocolate factory means anal sex where the dick is the sausage and the ass is the chocolate factory.
Tom: So how was the sex?
Jimmy: It was good, me and Alice decided to try something new so I put my sausage in the chocolate factory.

Charlie in the chocolate factory 

‘Yo my mate got molested by a giraffe and it stuck it’s Charlie in my mates chocolate factory he said he had bum bum bruises’
‘Put the Charlie in the chocolate factory’

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory 

A 1971 movie that stars Gene Wilder who plays the character of Willy Wonka a candy maker who is in search of an heir to his factory and fortune. He hosts a compitition by placing five golden tickets under five wonka bars.This was remade in 2005 staring Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka
I found a golden ticket and I am going to Willy Wonka's factory

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory 

Originally a book, made into two movies. The most recent one (starring Johnny Depp) is way off, but still pretty awesome and funny. It explains the history of Willy Wonka and has a better ending.
The book was full of imagination, candy, dreams and chocolate. It was missing stomach aches, cavities, and diabetes though.

But in all the movies may just be a selfless promotion for Wonka candy such as nerds, sweet Tarts, etc.
"Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in many societies." -Willy Wonka (In the new movie 2005)

Charlie in the chocolate factory 

A slang term for having anal sex. The "Charlie" refers to the penis while the "chocolate factory" refers to the anus, which produces "chocolate" (referring to shit).
Paula:Hey Tom
Tom:Yes, Paula?
Paula:You know, I feel very turned on by the movie I watched. Perhaps you can stick your charlie in the chocolate factory, but MY chocolate factory.
Tom:Why yes I would. C'mon i'll do you on the spot.

chocolate factory 

1. A process inside the anus which produces shit as we know it.
2.The name of R. Kelly's new album

Coincidence? I think not.
That new R. Kelly album is a real chocolate factory.
chocolate factory by Ponch April 28, 2003