Choco bloco 

From the tight scotish mothers tongue, meaning full to top

You've started peeing yourself cos your bladder is choco bloco

Choco bloco by newsome toerags November 25, 2004

choch-block 

Female equivalent of cock block. When a girl tries to prevent another girl from getting laid. Either a drunk biddie that doesn't know any better or just a trashbag that's jealous of you.

Person A - "Hey, what are you two doing out here all alone? I'm just gonna hangout with you all night!"
Next morning:
Person A - "So how did everything go with Harold last night?"
Person B - "Nothing happened because you wouldn't leave us alone"
Person A - "Oh shit, I choch-blocked you didn't I?"

choch-block by Urika.C September 19, 2011

choc blocked 

Essentially getting cock blocked from completing a level on Candy Crush Saga by the growing chocolate bar.

This is what happens to you when you are playing Candy Crush Saga, and the chocolate seems to intentionally grow in such a way that it prevents you from breaking it, or grows in the opposite direction of the only match close enough to break it.

Candies are laid out in this pattern: OOXO
Chocolate grows in the location of the "X"

"Dang it. I only had one Jelly to break and I just got choc blocked again! Screw you Candy Crush!"

choc blocked by Piso_mojado July 28, 2013

choc-block 

refers to a situation in which an undesirable candy bar in a vending machine is blocking access to the desirable candy bar behind it.

Dammit! I was jonesing for some peanut M&M's but I got choc-blocked by that Almond Joy bar that's been sitting in front of them for the past three weeks!

choc-block by pud2000 July 14, 2010

choc-block 

Preventing your friend from eating too much chocolate, which leads to break-outs, fat butts, and cottage cheese thighs.

Not to choc-block you, but do you really need that truffle?

choc-block by EmmaJean23 September 8, 2009

Choc block 

(v.) When you get the urge to take what feels like a BRUTAL shit, but ends up being a measly toot.

"I ate some beans, and later I went to the bathroom, only to be choc blocked."

Choc block by Smitty McDitty February 17, 2020

Chocoblocked 

When you're hanging out with a really health-conscious and/or skinny person and really want some chocolate yet choose not to eat it because you feel insecure about eating chocolate in front of the aforementioned health-conscious and/or skinny person.

I really wanted to buy some M&Ms from the vending machine, but I was chocoblocked by Ben, whose presence was a constant reminder that I should probably go on a diet.

Chocoblocked by Twisteromono September 17, 2013