Choc Nose 

To spread ones arse cheeks directly above another persons nose while sleeping, and releasing an almost follow through fart waking them up.

You better watch yourself son or I'm gunna choc nose you when ya sleeping!

Choc Nose by Mista April 21, 2003

choc-nose 

To be one who patronises those in Authority or the act of doing so

1. That choc-nose always makes the boss a coffee

2. I need a raise, I'd better choc-nose the boss and get him another cup of coffee

choc-nose by POPEYE August 12, 2003

choc nosed 

To rub your Ass hole on someones nose...could also incorporate a fart in the face

What a drunk idiot..Give him a choc nose when he passes out.

choc nosed by sj January 12, 2004

Chocnose. 

A reverse titfuck . "Chocnose".

I turned around straddled her face for a reverse chocnose.

Chocnose. by anonymous November 12, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019