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A grouping of obese people at Chipotle.
Look at all those phat chobets.
Chobets by Mags52997 January 2, 2015
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Chobesity 

A combonation of high cholestoral and obseity commonly found under neck
Dylan Austin Kornfeld is chobesity.
Chobesity by Brett Kornfled August 6, 2011
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19-year-old Hideki Motosuwa is your typical Tokyo teenager. Dead end job, cheap-ass perants, and just got regected from Tokyo U. Persocoms are the newest technology, and anyone whose anyone has one. So of course Hideki wants one. But the problem? He has no money. So when he finds a disgarded persocom in the trash, he naturally picks it up. But when he activates his new find, he sees some problems. Her voice card is broken, she has no OS, and she doesn't seem to know anything. Hideki asks his friends for help, and all they can tell him is that Chi-his persocom-could be a Chobit, or a legendary computer.

A story about life, love, and sadness, a touching manga that shows you the lights and darks of today's technology.
'Chi is Chi because Hideki named me Chi!'
'I didnt fall in love with Chi because I wanted to make love to her, I wanted to make love to her because I love her!'
Chobits by 009 May 9, 2005
Man she has some miraculous chobes!
Chobes by Chet Bang November 18, 2010

Side Chobes 

The outside under-curve of a woman's breast. Most noticeable while wearing a skimpy bikini, bra, or of course while asleep naked on her back next to you.
Dude you can she her beasts while walking behind her!
Yeah, she's got some serious Side Chobes going on.
Side Chobes by Ron Donduay October 7, 2010
Chobits is a story created by Clamp, the all-female manga/doujinshi artists, about Hideki, guy who lives in tokyo and wants to get into Tokyo University. His parents sent him to cram school, cut off his allowance, and thereby forced him to get a job working 7 days a week at club pleasure, which by the looks, has a very decieving name. Hideki desperately wants to get a persocom, Computers that have the outward apperance of a human, but he's dead broke. One day he finds a persocom lying in the garbage, he knows that since someone threw it out, so they would'nt care if he took it home and kept it. He finds out that his new persocom is a lot more than he bargained for, this particular persocom does'nt know how to do nearly anything that a normal one would, which comes as a real dissapointment. His dissapointment, however, turns into interest when he finds out that Chi, his persocom, might actually be a legendary "chobit"...hmmm...
Chobits is cool
chobits by exo9b June 30, 2004
Very good Anime/Manga by the all Female Group at Clamp. ^-^; Can be enjoyed by all but the Manga is a lil more mature than the Anime. xP It's about a Persocom (You'll know what they are when you watch it) Called Chii and that she could be a legendary Chobit.. (A Persocom who has emotions and thinks for itsself)
Watch Episode 7: It's hilarious! xD
"Now put your fingers in"

Chii: o.O *Pokes holes in wall*
Chobits by PH34R April 25, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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