Chobanied
When the bus driver beats the shit out of the freshman who spills his Chobani yogurt all over the bus... Everywhere
Chobanied by LaCarpettron November 18, 2015
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cholafied
To look like a chola - a gangster chick from LA. Being cholafied usually means that you aren't really a true chola and are just appropriating the style. To have shaved off eyebrows which are then pencilled in thin and dark or to have them tattooed on. This gives the eyebrows an unnatural, perfect Sharpied look. Dark lipliner is applied to outline the lips to make them look bigger. Gangs tattoos are also common like a teardrop, 3 dots (Mi Vida Loca), or any tattoo repping where they're from. Additional identifiers of the cholafied style include: cat eyes, hair sprayed high bangs, crunchy gelled hair, bandanas, Dickies, Raiders jerseys, plaid shirts with only the top buttoned, white tank tops, and clean Nike Cortez's.
Lady Gaga is trying to look all cholafied, bringing back Chola style to pop culture. Now all the little girls want to be a Chola for Halloween.
Stop overplucking your eyebrows and putting on dark brown lipliner. You're looking all cholafied.
In middle school, I looked like soooooooo cholafied. Nobody messed with me because I looked so mean.
Stop overplucking your eyebrows and putting on dark brown lipliner. You're looking all cholafied.
In middle school, I looked like soooooooo cholafied. Nobody messed with me because I looked so mean.
cholafied by Mister_Michael August 5, 2012
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Chobani
A perfectly rolled backwood; minimum 2 grams of the finest herb that portrays perfect form and function. An elegant symbol of excellence in a yung heady boys time. A delicacy and relic of the future.
"Yo lets go smoke a swisher?" Nah bruh Chobani only here.
" Damn that looks like a cuban cigar!" Nah fam thassa Chobani
"I smoked the fattest wood earlier, my boy TAFARI called it a chobani"
" Damn that looks like a cuban cigar!" Nah fam thassa Chobani
"I smoked the fattest wood earlier, my boy TAFARI called it a chobani"
Chobani by chobaniboy April 21, 2018
Chobani surprise
A Chobani surprise is defined as an event where another person forcefully feeds Greek yogurt to an unwilling recipient, resulting in yogurt spilling onto the recipients clothing. It is also considered by some to be a double entendre for an unwelcome or unexpected sexual act that soils clothing.
"Did you hear about how Chris gave Philly the 'ole Chobani surprise over the weekend?? Man, was he upset about his sweater!"
Chobani surprise by Little Dark Princess January 20, 2023
Kurt Cobained
Guy: Dude, last night when I was finishing up I almost Kurt Cobained myself, but luckily I dodged it.
Kurt Cobained by Crispy beans October 7, 2021
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