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A perfectly rolled backwood; minimum 2 grams of the finest herb that portrays perfect form and function. An elegant symbol of excellence in a yung heady boys time. A delicacy and relic of the future.
"Yo lets go smoke a swisher?" Nah bruh Chobani only here.

" Damn that looks like a cuban cigar!" Nah fam thassa Chobani

"I smoked the fattest wood earlier, my boy TAFARI called it a chobani"
Chobani by chobaniboy April 21, 2018
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When you poop and it feels so good you pop a boner .
"Just got home from Chipotle...shit so hard I popped a Chobani."
chobani by thatgypsytobi August 20, 2014
She got aroused and let her chobani flow all over my face
Chobani by Ted Powell August 20, 2013
"I did a line of Chobani last night and never fell asleep."
Chobani by trugsnarf May 11, 2016
Just got the new chili cheese griller from tbell, feeling a real chobani coming on.
Chobani by Adam W. Dunn February 21, 2014
The quality of a girl who is as thick (thicc) as yogurt.
Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is Chobani!"

Guy 2: "Damn straight."
Chobani by calculon1018 December 11, 2016
Kynedee’s signature dance move!
CHOBANI... we like etttt
Chobani by original.chobani July 29, 2019