Chnilsexual 

Someone who is attracted to a person named Chnilsson.

Hey, my friend is an absolute Chnilsexual.

Did he masturbate to it?

Chnilsexual by The Real Crusader. June 18, 2020

Chairsexual 

The state of only being sexually attracted to chairs. Often confused with asexuality, a chairsexual person is often recognized by an almost sigh-like sound coming from the mouth when one sits. Another sign of a chairsexual is having a specific seat in which the person always sits and becomes upset when another person sits in their 'spot'.

Frank: Brad, we could've sworn you were asexual!
Brad: Nope, I'm just chairsexual.
Frank: What?
Brad: I get a boner when I see a chair.
Frank: Is that why you always sit in the same seat when you come to my house?
Brad: Yeah, that recliner is so sexy...
Frank:...

Some may say that Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory is a chairsexual, since he has a 'spot' and refrains from any other sexual activity.

Chairsexual by Bosami November 19, 2013

Canisexual Syndrome 

When one has sexual desires for dogs, particularly for their own dog.

1. Rick was humping his dog, he must have Canisexual Syndrome.

2. The doctor diagnosed Jeff with Canisexual Syndrome.

Canisexual Syndrome by NH92 December 31, 2009

Chrissexual 

A sexual orientation, characterized by the potential for aesthetic attraction, romantic love, or sexual desire towards Chris.

Yeah I'm totally a Chrissexual.

Chrissexual by Jdizzle1986 January 17, 2011

Chairsexual 

People who are sexually intrested in chairs

I'm chairsexual.

Chairsexual by ILOVEMELONS January 26, 2017

chipsexual 

Someone sexually attracted to chips

Lauren couldn't get any action, so she became chipsexual

chipsexual by immarriedtoashoe April 11, 2017

chonisexual 

you are attracted to both Toni Topaz and Cheryl Blossom

X: I love Toni Topaz and Cheryl Blossom
Y: you are chonisexual

chonisexual by CANO.VI January 5, 2021