Chnilsexual

Someone who is attracted to a person named Chnilsson.

Hey, my friend is an absolute Chnilsexual.

Did he masturbate to it?

by The Real Crusader. June 18, 2020

Chairsexual

The state of only being sexually attracted to chairs. Often confused with asexuality, a chairsexual person is often recognized by an almost sigh-like sound coming from the mouth when one sits. Another sign of a chairsexual is having a specific seat in which the person always sits and becomes upset when another person sits in their 'spot'.

Frank: Brad, we could've sworn you were asexual!
Brad: Nope, I'm just chairsexual.
Frank: What?
Brad: I get a boner when I see a chair.
Frank: Is that why you always sit in the same seat when you come to my house?
Brad: Yeah, that recliner is so sexy...
Frank:...

Some may say that Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory is a chairsexual, since he has a 'spot' and refrains from any other sexual activity.

by Bosami November 19, 2013

Canisexual Syndrome

When one has sexual desires for dogs, particularly for their own dog.

1. Rick was humping his dog, he must have Canisexual Syndrome.

2. The doctor diagnosed Jeff with Canisexual Syndrome.

by NH92 December 31, 2009

Chrissexual

A sexual orientation, characterized by the potential for aesthetic attraction, romantic love, or sexual desire towards Chris.

Yeah I'm totally a Chrissexual.

by Jdizzle1986 January 17, 2011

Chairsexual

People who are sexually intrested in chairs

I'm chairsexual.

by ILOVEMELONS January 26, 2017

chipsexual

Someone sexually attracted to chips

Lauren couldn't get any action, so she became chipsexual

by immarriedtoashoe April 11, 2017

chonisexual

you are attracted to both Toni Topaz and Cheryl Blossom

X: I love Toni Topaz and Cheryl Blossom
Y: you are chonisexual

by CANO.VI January 5, 2021