1. (n) A person who can't do anything right. Usually in life as a whole. Someone whos actions are always hurtful to either themselves and/or usually the people around them.
"That Billy is such a fuckup. He was all bombaleed again last night and dumbass hit a fricken telephone pole. When will that douchebag ever get his fucking shit together?"
by Skillish One May 18, 2007
by Sunewntarc January 05, 2022
Fuckup-Andy Sharp
by Cupcake ninja April 04, 2011
1. Garrett was a great boyfriend but he was a fuckup when it came to being a player, so I denied him of being his girlfriend for long.
2. Jami, I would have considered you a good "player" but you are such a fuckup when it comes to guys!
3. What a fuckup! He just tripped over a crayon!
2. Jami, I would have considered you a good "player" but you are such a fuckup when it comes to guys!
3. What a fuckup! He just tripped over a crayon!
by K.M.A November 01, 2004
A way of life endorsed by many, most often fueled by the chronic use of a substance, leading to a pathetic series of failures and self-denigration.
My devotion to the fuckupism lifestyle was concurrent with a bottomless daily cocktail of vodka and Vicodin.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2018
by LKR December 29, 2005
A person who is a complete fuckup in life. Someone who can't hold a job, can't get laid, can't mantain a relationship, mooches off everyone like a little parasite and shits on everyone who knows them. Even their own family hates their guts. A complete failure in every aspect of life.
by kr3493k322 February 13, 2008