Fuckup

1. (n) A person who can't do anything right. Usually in life as a whole. Someone whos actions are always hurtful to either themselves and/or usually the people around them.

"That Billy is such a fuckup. He was all bombaleed again last night and dumbass hit a fricken telephone pole. When will that douchebag ever get his fucking shit together?"

by Skillish One June 4, 2007

Fuckup

For when someone's sleep deprived ass fat fingers the phrase "fuck up"

oh shut the fuckup

by Sunewntarc January 4, 2022

Fuckup

To destroy your life and have your parents hating you...

Fuckup-Andy Sharp

by Cupcake ninja April 22, 2011

Fuckup

An adjective describing anyone who messes up a lot or has messed up badly.

1. Garrett was a great boyfriend but he was a fuckup when it came to being a player, so I denied him of being his girlfriend for long.

2. Jami, I would have considered you a good "player" but you are such a fuckup when it comes to guys!

3. What a fuckup! He just tripped over a crayon!

by K.M.A November 1, 2004

fuckupism

A way of life endorsed by many, most often fueled by the chronic use of a substance, leading to a pathetic series of failures and self-denigration.

My devotion to the fuckupism lifestyle was concurrent with a bottomless daily cocktail of vodka and Vicodin.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2018

fuckup

An extreme disappointment, someone who continually makes foolish mistakes and doesn't learn.

"Dave was a fuckup. He was constantly ruining good situations for selfish reasons."

by LKR July 20, 2008

fuckup

A person who is a complete fuckup in life. Someone who can't hold a job, can't get laid, can't mantain a relationship, mooches off everyone like a little parasite and shits on everyone who knows them. Even their own family hates their guts. A complete failure in every aspect of life.

That Rehmeyer sure is a fuckup, why dosnt he just obliterate himself and call it day?

by kr3493k322 February 14, 2008