Diane: "Sextina, hi. Thanks for meeting me here. I'm really excited to be working with you."
Sextina: "Listen, chitch, if you're going to tweet for Sextina Aquafina, you need to capture the essence of my personal brand, m'
kay? All upper caps, no punctuation, lots of cryptic
bullshit about the
Illuminati, and make sure to mention my preferred brands, okay?"