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Chipotkin 

The act of receiving a Blowjob while eating Chipotle. Even better than a Blumkin.
"Dude I went to Chipotle with this girl and the next thing I knew i was getting a Chipotkin"
Chipotkin by Bigmankrivs April 14, 2010
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chipotlanemic 

A type of anemia one suffers from after long-term bloodloss via the rectum from consuming too much Chipotle. This is most common with individuals who purchased Billy Mays Chipotlaway product, and increased their consumption of Chipotle, since the underwear blood-staining effects of Chipotle were no longer a concern.
Dude, i'm a little concerned about your health. Ever since you purchased Chipotlaway, you stopped worrying about the massive blood stains in your undies. I'm afraid all that bloodloss will make you a chipotlanemic.

chipotlingus 

Enjoying the fine cuisine that is Chipotle Mexican Grill, in a manner consistent with and to the extent of performing cunnilingus on a woman.
Sean performed exquisite chipotlingus on his naked burrito.
chipotlingus by Jtsnowedin3 July 7, 2014
chipkin by blocklowson June 9, 2014

chipotlicious 

Describing or pertaining to anything as delicious as chipotle
Person 1 : Dude, I haven't had a burrito this good since we last went to chipotle.

Person 2: We're eating at chipotle right now......

Person 1: OOHHHHH, that would explain why its so chipotlicious.
chipotlicious by wanderingsoul November 27, 2010

Chipotline 

An extensively long line in which customers must wait to be served food at the Chipotle Mexican Grill restaurant chain. Chipotlines can range from just a few customers, to lines extending out the doorway and around the corner.
Person A: Dude, I'm really hungry. Lets stop at that Chipotle right there!

Person B: Alright! I heard the food is really good there!

(approach Chipotle building)

Person A: Oh... never mind... too long of a wait. There's a chipotline running out the door!
Chipotline by EmDeeAr August 7, 2011

Chipotinity 

The state of being a Chipotin, one who has never eaten at Chipotle.
Hey, I lost my Chipotinity to a burrito last night. It was awesome!!
Chipotinity by Chipotle Lver February 26, 2010
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