Chipotline 

An extensively long line in which customers must wait to be served food at the Chipotle Mexican Grill restaurant chain. Chipotlines can range from just a few customers, to lines extending out the doorway and around the corner.

Person A: Dude, I'm really hungry. Lets stop at that Chipotle right there!

Person B: Alright! I heard the food is really good there!

(approach Chipotle building)

Person A: Oh... never mind... too long of a wait. There's a chipotline running out the door!

Chipotline by EmDeeAr August 7, 2011

chipotle rimjob 

When you moisten with a wedge of lemon and dip the rim in chili spice.

When life gives you lemons give life a chipotle rimjob.

chipotle rimjob by Ace n Barry February 1, 2017

Chipotle Farts 

The abnormally fouling smelling flatulence that comes after eating at Chipotle Mexican grill.

Dude I had the worst chipotle farts yesterday at work.

Chipotle Farts by swlterp October 23, 2011

chipotle shit 

A massive fecal experience that occurs after eating a Chipotle burrito that makes your toilet look as if there was an explosion that came out of your anus.

Pete, I just took a chipotle shit and my ass is on fire.

chipotle shit by Pizzile December 19, 2006

Chipotle Makeout 

When one takes a bite of chipotle and has their dating partner chew it out of their mouth.

Dude i just did a chipotle makeout with that chick back there! My mom is going to be so excited

Chipotle Makeout by TheHuggy October 14, 2011

Chipotle Effect 

After consuming Chipotle, the burrito pushes everything in the person's stomach out in the form of excrement. This effect usually takes place within 20-60 minutes after consumption. Friend's may compete to have the shortest "Chipotle Effect"

Dude the Chipotle Effect just hit me.

I'm scarred of what i am going to do during the Chipotle Effect.

Do not enter the bathroom, Chipotle Effect.

Chipotle Effect by huckthehandyman October 31, 2011

chipotle triplets

A dump that stretches you so wide you need your ass sewn up to poop

properly again. The pain is often so bad you think you may lose

consciousness while on the can. A chiptle child x3.

"Bro, not only were you in the shitter forever but you are walking funny now", "DUDE I

had Chipotle Triplets ok!, give me a break! Now I need a wheel chair cause I cant walk, I should have had an epidural before I took that shit".

chipotle triplets by GoathillGary November 25, 2016