Chinko De Mayo 

Celebrating Cinco de Mayo at a Chinese restaurant.

“Are you going to eat at a Mexican restaurant for Cinco de Mayo?”
“No, I’m doing Chinko de Mayo this year and drinking sake and eating sushi. It’s a Chinko de Mayo miracle!”

Chinko De Mayo by Bunker Fairway May 6, 2013

Chinko de mayo 

When chinks (chinese people) try to celebrate the border hopping holiday, cinco de mayo and ruin it for all of the jewish white people trying to celebrate it at taco bell.

Jew 1: God damn man, all these chinks are ruining my cinco de mayo.

Jew 2: I know man their a bunch of dirty chinko de mayo's!

Jew 1: They suck, they should be fixing someones computer somewhere.

Jew 2: I hate chinko de mayo's!!!!

Jew 1: Shalom!

Chinko de mayo by Donkeyfooh29 December 27, 2010

Chinko de Mayo 

When someone can't tell if you're Mexican or Asian.

That lady gave me a Chinko de Mayo and asked me a question in Spanish. I AM CAMBODIAN!!

Chinko de Mayo by skrex July 9, 2014

Chinko de Mayo 

When you have Chinese takeout on Cinco de Mayo.

We ended up celebrating Chinko de Mayo when Taco Bell was closed on Mexican Independence Day.

Chinko de Mayo by jcustomcue May 7, 2020

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016