This race, as can clearly be derived from its name, is the exquisite cross of a chinese and an italian person. This race is typically characterized by extravagant beauty and intelligence in the females and overpowering masculinity and stallion-esque qualities in the males. One of the most common myths about this race is that the women can use their sensuality to turn men into certain inanimate objects; a myth that is most assuredly true. It can also be observed that the males are notably talented at dance simulation games; however, their sense of direction while traveling is quite horrendous. Both male and female often communicate with one another in italian, and whereas the females can fluently speak chinese, the males often have trouble with said language. Regardless, this race is by far the most superior race that has ever existed or will ever exist.
Those chinatalians are by far the sexiest creatures I've ever laideyes on.
Broken English produced by people whose mother tongue is Chinese, that results from one or more of the following:
- translating Chinese sentences on a word-by-word basis, instead of conveying the intended meaning (e.g. translating "wǒ hěn xǐhuan" as "I very like" instead of "I like it a lot")
- using faulty translation software and not bothering to check whether the translation is correct (e.g. translating "sàn gānguǒ" as "Spread to fuck the fruit" instead of "loose dried fruits"
- using obscure or slang words instead of the more common synonym (e.g. translating "Guānmén" as "steek" instead of "close", or translating "Shǒuzhǐ" as "bumf" instead of "toilet paper")
- falling victim of absurd translations provided as jokes (e.g. translating "tāotiè" as "exterminate capitalism" instead of "tantalizing")
Get rid of those signs! You can't expect people to read "To take notice of safe: The slippery are very crafty" and not to laugh at us!
(that was probably what Chen Lin said, when he decided that Chinglish signs in Beijing needed to be replaced)
This race, as can clearly be derived from its name, is the exquisite cross of a chinese and an italian person. This race is typically characterized by extravagant beauty and intelligence in the females and overpowering masculinity and stallion-esque qualities in the males. One of the most common myths about this race is that the women can use their sensuality to turn men into certain inanimate objects; a myth that is most assuredly true. It can also be observed that the males are notably talented at dance simulation games; however, their sense of direction while traveling is quite horrendous. Both male and female often communicate with one another in italian, and whereas the females can fluently speak chinese, the males often have trouble with said language. Regardless, this race is by far the most superior race that has ever existed or will ever come to exist.
Those chinatalians are by far the sexiest creatures I've ever laideyes on.