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Any metal whose properties fail to meet the expectations for the role in which it is found, and whose source is probably "Made In China". "
My wrench broke in three places... It must be made of Chinesium!
by sparkycivic June 30, 2016
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A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.
It was a fearsome sight indeed after the tower fell for the last time, after that, strip jenga was forever banned in the lounge.

<Terrson> My name shall not go down in history as the guy who codified Strip Jenga.
Guess again, Terrson.
by OmniBot August 05, 2008
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An element not found on the periodic table. A crappy metal or plastic substance made in China in the manufacture of ALL Chinese exports.
The only stuff under the Christmas tree this year is Chinesium crap.
by R Vegas July 08, 2010
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A crappy metal made in China that's used in Apple products to ensure that they break just outside of the warranty or when you try to repair them.
I tried opening up my Macbook to fix the logic board but the shitty chinesium screws broke off! Fuck you Apple!
by Zipdox June 16, 2018
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A type of low quality steel , typically in tools. Most samples are low quality mild steel, or overhardened carbon steel. A good way to tell if an object is made of chinesium is checking the stamp. If the stamp says "H.S.S.", "HSS" or similar and is labeled "Made in China/Taiwan" it is probable chinesium. Another way to see is if it breaks or becomes dysfunctional very quickly.
Damn, that drill bit is dull as heck and it snapped in half... Definitely chinesium.

Wow, look at those chinesium screws. They are already stripped.
by IanTofu January 14, 2019
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The material used in products that guarantees that the product will break within the first week of usage.
Your new iphone case broke? It was probably made of chinesium.
by DirtyDan20xx May 01, 2019
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A grouping of Chinese characters, emojies, and other random crap in text fields when something fails to display for any reason on a computing system
I guess my system can't read this. It keeps displaying lots of chinesium.
by wirelesswasabi September 26, 2018
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