Chinee G 

The insipid, Asian influenced instrumental music on constant rotation at every suburban strip mall Pan-Asian joint. It is typically reminiscent of every Kenny G soprano sax song you hate, or Asian interpretation of Beatles’ songs.

The sound of that backlit fake waterfall is not enough to drown out the Chinee G.

Chinee G by Plasty 333 June 4, 2018

Chinese Golden Dragon 

This is when you urinate in someone’s mouth, clamp their mouth shut, at the same time you tell them that you have an STD, they will immediately release the urine through their nasal passages.

Chad: brooooo what happened with you and Becky last night?

Brad: I have her the Chinese Golden Dragon!!!

Thad: broooo CONGRATULATIONS

Chinese Golden Dragon by Mudbonic plague April 10, 2020

Chinese Grand Prix 

/tʃaɪˈniz, -ˈnis grɑ̃ ˈpriz/ n. A traffic-clogged portion of the 60 Pomona Freeway in southern California that lies between the 605 and 57 Freeways. The infamously erratic driving habits of Chinese drivers who predominate the area coupled with the inability to effectively dodge big rigs that crisscross this large industrial wasteland make commuting here about as dangerous as racing at the Grand Prix.

I'm not taking the Chinese Grand Prix to work, traffic is always such a mess.

Chinese Grand Prix by Matt*ee September 19, 2009

Chinese gas pedal 

When one presses one's foot against another person's crotch really hard. Usually when the other person is on the floor, and the standing person holds both legs.

Source of the term unknown. A variant where both are lying down is known as the Japanese Gas Pedal

"Ugh, John just gave me a chinese gas pedal and my weiner hurts now."

Chinese gas pedal by Koby_Fish February 4, 2012

Chinese Government 

A piece of shit censoring, filtering, hungry, piece of shit government.

China = need a violent revolution. CHina = the most conformist math-worshipping country in the world. Math = conformity = less threat to the conformist government that art.

This is why math is encouraged. I gurantee if Chinese schools had Philosiphy class, China would have its ass kicked. But no, we have a conformity class disguised as math.

Chinese government official = need his ass kicked. I would would feel no remorse messing up and killin one of these guys.

Chinese person = stop being a fucking ignorant conformist idiot. You need to stop accepting and start rebelling you conformist idiot piee of shit.

And this is from a Chinese person.

Chinese Government = piece of shit.

Chinese Government by Leon Li October 23, 2007

Chinese Gold Farmer 

Someone who sells you gold (illegally) in WOW or Diablo III. You give them Money and your password and then they transfer the gold to your account. A week later they hack back into your account and take all your stuff, and then sell it to the next poor sap, thus creating an infinite feedback loop.

People who have there account hacked usually previously bought gold from Chinese Gold Farmers.

Chinese Gold Farmer by Budthestud May 1, 2013

Chinese Government 

BULLSHIT it's the same thing

I don't know what did those fuckers done to the mainland china, but I know what it done to Taiwan.

Taiwan is not in WHO cause this shit gives a lot of money to WHO and claim Taiwan to agreed that Taiwan is a part of China.

There is a bunch of bad thing they done, but I'm just too mad and my English sucks so I can't type them all out.
btw, I'm from Taiwan! I'm Taiwanese!

me : what do you think about your government in China?
my Chinese classmate : Chinese Government is BULLSHIT, I can't say anything bad when I was in China, I finally could here ([Australia})
me : *shocked* *happy* OH, I agreed you.

Chinese Government by 17 is me life is bullshit June 11, 2020