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Definitions by Koby_Fish

Chinese gas pedal 

When one presses one's foot against another person's crotch really hard. Usually when the other person is on the floor, and the standing person holds both legs.

Source of the term unknown. A variant where both are lying down is known as the Japanese Gas Pedal
"Ugh, John just gave me a chinese gas pedal and my weiner hurts now."
Chinese gas pedal by Koby_Fish February 4, 2012

stomach like a dog 

n.-adj.
To possess the ability to consume food that would make most other people sick, or at least make them want to throw up just thinking about eating whatever it is. Based off the fact that dogs can eat just about ANYTHING, including rotting meat, without getting sick.
"Wow, you're eating Lee's Chicken? You must have a stomach like a dog!"
stomach like a dog by Koby_Fish March 23, 2008
n.
(gaming term--commonly used in Battle.net channels such as Clan TDA, mostly in and in reference to Defense of the Ancients Allstars) A person who is lacking in skills--especially at a game that requires "micro" (micromanagement skills of multiple units) or correct hero and item builds in order to be successful. Compare with n00b/newb/noob Differs from "noob" slightly in skill level, but still isn't pro and probably never will be. In short, a scrub goes through the motions, but truly has no clue what they are doing.
"Wow, my teammate is such a scrub. He should stop playing TDA and go back to playing random pubs."

"0-12 Crystal Maiden, GG you scrub. Who the hell gets Sange/Yasha on THAT hero?"
scrub by Koby_Fish February 25, 2008

St. Mattress worshipper 

adj.
A person who sleeps in on Sunday morning, especially if they do so to skip church.
Jamie is a total St. Mattress worshipper.
n.

A pornographic fictional story, often in the genre of fan fiction. Because it is porn, it is NWS. Usually describes a story that has a lot of descriptions of humanlike acts for characters that are not human.
If you're easily squicked out, don't read that stickyfic.
stickyfic by Koby_Fish June 1, 2006

squicked out 

To be repulsed, disgusted, or otherwise made uncomfortable. Usually describes a reaction to certain types of NWS content on the net, such as stickyfic, slash, porn, or just strange concepts that a person can't get their head around.

from squick.
That slash fic sure squicked out a lot of people.
squicked out by Koby_Fish May 31, 2006

flop trash 

player1 wins with 2 pair
player 2 has nothing
Player1: Flop trash more plz.
Player2: STFU!!!
flop trash by Koby_Fish May 1, 2006