chimpers

A gay guy who rushes around behaving erratically in an attempt to behave more outwardly straight.

"he's going chimpers"

by lars October 8, 2004

Choco Chompers

Shit on your teeth after sucking a dick that's been stuck in a dirty asshole. (Choco - short for chocolate.)

Did you eat some oreos or did you just suck a shitty dick, cuz you've got choco chompers.

Her choco chompers are giving her shit breath.

by jjc452 December 20, 2010

Chipersma Technique

A technique whereby authoritative members of a internet discussion board spam a thread in order to deflect from a currently heated and/or possibly offensive discussion. The technique deflects via topic alteration or simply confusing to the point of losing ones train of thought. Often used as a alternative or precursor to thread lock.

A thread starts getting very heated. The mods interject using the Chipersma Technique and post streams of spam unrelated to the current controversial topic.

by drgeebz November 8, 2012

beat the chimper

Spank the monkey

The library is so boring I usually just go beat the chimper in the bathroom.

by mafungo January 6, 2015

chimjersen syndrome

People that post statuses on facebook just to get sympathy from all their followers. You can generally spot these people by having three statuses in a row that talk about bad things happening to them. It's very similar to Munchausen disease, but the sympathy comes from comments people reply to their posts.

That girl is always posting depressing statuses, she must have chimjersen syndrome

by dazed66 June 18, 2013

Boochie Chompers

People who chomp ten boochies in one month automatically earn this title; the most elite group of people to exist.

Brittany chomped ten boochies in one day, so she was a sure shot to become a new member of the boochie chompers.

by Jflynn1414 February 16, 2020

chimperor

A contraction of the terms chimpanzee and emperor, a chimperor is a primate who has inexplicably been given complete control over something that is so far beyond the monkey's ability to understand that the situation becomes completely absurd.

The best example of a chimperor is George W. Bush. The term fits him so perfectly that he is often known as "The Chimperor".

by EvilFourthMonkey February 28, 2006