Chill Tits

A generic expression for something being cool or "chill".

Guy 1: "Dude, Olivia is single now!"
Guy 2: "Chill tits!"

Chill Tits by chill tits man June 21, 2012

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chill your tits

An exclamation used to calm someone down when they are being overly obnoxious or excited about something stupid or insignificant, similar to chill out or relax.

Usage has nothing to do with whether the object of the phrase actually has tits.

Sam-"Jimmy, come ONN, give me a piece of Wrigley's supermint."
Jimmy-"Chill your tits."

Ninth Grader-"Oh my god, those girls are sooo hot, i like the one in blue. Do you think i should go talk to her?"
Eleventh Grader-"Chill your tits, kid, it's just a sixth grade birthday party."

chill your tits by Gage Magz March 13, 2007

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Chill Your Tits

an exclamation to describe when someone is overly excited/worried about something.

Danielle: Austin is balding!
Mikaela: Chill your tits.
Danielle: Awkward. I don't have any.

Chill Your Tits by AnielleDay November 13, 2011

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chilly tits

chad. a moderation of a last name. real last name: chelebian

hey what's up chilly tits?

chilly tits by SallyShit6969 October 14, 2015

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chilly as tits

"nip"pyness; weather outside

Damn bitch, it's "chilly as tits" out here!

chilly as tits by KCOCK AND SAMLEW May 11, 2008

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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