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Chili Bean bomb 

A collective thought, a cleansing of our beastly idiocracy.
Chili bean bomb is all, and all is Chili bean bomb
"Honey, bring out the fine china, we're praying to Chili bean bomb todady!
"GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES, AS YOU ONCE DID FOR THE CHILI BEAN BOMB"
"Never forgot, for our prayers will be listed, our wish will be granted, as Chili bean bomb is all forgiving!"
Chili Bean bomb by Greirat November 1, 2023

Two bean chili 

The act of teabagging someone with poop on your balls.
Whoever falls asleep first tonight is going to get the two bean chili.
Two bean chili by Brochacho6 February 19, 2015

Chill Bean 

To stay calm or to be a very cool person :)
Hey! Will you CHILL BEAN?
You're getting sweat all over me!
OR
AYE! CHILL BEAN COME HERE!
Chill Bean by nutpx October 13, 2008

chilli bean 

an insane person who is superior to all others. only the best are good enough!

n.b you have to be completely insane to understand the definition and the examples!
1. i am a chilli bean and i live in a tin of brine. i am scared in case my arms float away in the brine!

2. i am a mean mother fuckin chilli bean

3. chilli beans most common phrase:
waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
chilli bean by flora mclaura August 23, 2006

chill your chili beans 

"So Tom was about to start a fight and I was like 'Yo dude, chill your chili beans'!"
chill your chili beans by Ezomz January 12, 2009

Chili Beans 

Slang for the psychedelic drug 2C-B
Bro I did way too many chili beans last night and woke up with a massive headache.
Chili Beans by Takyawn September 16, 2018
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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