Definitions by Ezomz

Coldplay Injury 

When you get hurt so badly that Coldplay comes to the hospital to break the news to you in the form of a parody of one of their own songs.

Last week, my friend sustained a Coldplay injury. The band came to the hospital and told him that he was Para-, Para-, paralyzed."

Coldplay Injury by Ezomz August 6, 2013

sucks a bag of cheese 

Something that really sucks.

"You're paralyzed? Man, that sucks a bag of cheese."

sucks a bag of cheese by Ezomz July 18, 2009

rave bags 

Bags under your eyes because you were busy raving all night and the air conditioner only went up to your neck and your face is all red.

"Yo Tom, you've got some serious rave bags man...I guess last night was pretty gitch."

rave bags by Ezomz January 15, 2009

chill your chili beans 

To calm down and stop flipping out.

"So Tom was about to start a fight and I was like 'Yo dude, chill your chili beans'!"

chill your chili beans by Ezomz January 12, 2009

shoot him an ask 

To ask somebody something. It doesn't have to be a guy, "shoot her an ask" is totally legit too.

"Is Tom coming to the party? I don't know, let me shoot him an ask."

shoot him an ask by Ezomz January 5, 2009