n: a wolf that has been reincarnated as a human who is childlike and
lesbian in both appearance and behavior (i.e.- facial expressions may appear wolf-
like, perhaps a butch-dyke hair
cut; wide, guarded stance). With DNA tests, a “wolf child” is technically classified as human (and female), but her demeanor suggests that she is not of human species. Qualities of a wolf child include (but are not limited to) the following: an excessive need to be in charge and lead the pack, knowledge of everything on the sacred
earth, closeness with Native
American heritage, the ability to communicate with animals (specifically cats), and social isolation. The wolf child can also be spotted in various shades of
purple. Despite her
lesbian qualities, there is no proof of her sexuality. Also, despite her wolf-like ways, there is not documentation of her biting humans. She is vegetarian and likely lacks distinguishable genitalia.
adj: queer, awkward, unable to be explained in an human language
expressive word: at anytime, wolf child can replace any swear word; using “wolf child” as opposed to “shit, fuck, damn, goddammit” is somewhat less offensive and tends to create confusion to those who aren’t aware of the true
definition of wolf child. Nevertheless, in some instances (i.e. around children and elderly), “wolf child” is more appropriate to use.
“Look! It’s
wolf child howling at the blue corn
moon!”
“Damn…I can’t tell WHAT that is…it’s very
wolf child…”
“Oh WOLF CHILLLLLLLLLLLD!!! AHH! I just stubbed my wolf-child toe! WOOOOLLLLFFFFF CHILLLLLDDDDD!!!!!”
