Childger

(noun) – A source of power, knowledge, and inspiration that energizes children to grow strong, smart, and happy.

(verb) – To “charge” a child’s future with love, guidance, and opportunity

Examples:

“Education is the greatest Childger for a child’s future.”

“Good parents Childger their kids every day with love

Childger by Emmanuel_O September 2, 2025

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Childger

A source of power, knowledge, and inspiration that energizes children to grow strong, smart, and happy. Also, someone or something that charges a child’s future with love, guidance, and opportunity.

Education is the greatest Childger for a child’s future.”

“Good parents Childger their kids every day with love and care.”

Childger by Emmanuel_O September 2, 2025

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Childger • childer • Chidgeridoo • childerbeast • childeren • childerhose • childern • Childersburg • Childersburg, AL • Childersing

Childersburg

A small town in central Alabama, where crystal meth is thought to have been invented. Smells like a stale fart on most days. Largest industry (legal): Gas stations (illegal): shitty marijuana Population: should get an education and move the fuck away

I traveled through Childersburg, they had a wonderful selection of gas stations, but the meth lab next door seemed like a dangerous idea. Plus, the place smelled like a fart.

Childersburg by AUfan2010 August 5, 2010

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Chidgeridoo

A forest-lurking cheetah that plays the didgeridoo to warn prey of it's arrival, therefore causing an epic chase between the cheetah and it's prey. They like a good challenge, which is why they warn of their arrival instead of simply killing their prey silently.

Guy 1: "What is that?"

Guy 2: "A chidgeridoo!! Run!!"

Chidgeridoo by NattyKongo August 23, 2010