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Childers (pronounced Chilll-ders and not CHILD-ers) is a surname commonly found in the North East of England.

Known for there husky voices and will sex fantasies, the Childers clan have been known to reach places as far adrift as the Isle of Wight.
Oh crumbs, there’s Childers. I wonder what sex toy she is going to thrust my way today!
Childers by Isle of Wight April 2, 2024

elias childers 

the best person to ever exsist. way cooler than u and is simping for someone way swaggier than u. he only loves courtney and no one else. thankyou.
Girl: omg did you hear courtney and elias childers are dating?
Girl 2: omg yes she’s so lucky!

Hayley Childers 

Person: Woah, I wish i could be hayley childers
Hayley Childers by H.C July 15, 2014

Dickie childers 

Dickie Childers is a code name for a male acting like a stupid, selfish, ignorant asshole.
That man was acting like a dickie Childers.
Dickie childers by MoCheeks May 21, 2018

callie childers 

the most amazing person you will ever meet. they are very beautiful in all ways.
callie childers by bestayyy May 15, 2021

Joshua Childers 

The most faggot of a teacher a child could get
Did you hear Joshua Childers has a dildo behind his desk
Joshua Childers by SirKerfuffle January 13, 2020
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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