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Child Man

The reverse of a man child. When someone sees a man child they say that person needs to grow up.

A child man possesses immature traits and is grown up. But everyone they know sees them as mature, even though their immaturity affects the most important adult parts in their lives. Everyone either ignores the immaturity and/or justifies it. The person just looks foolish.
What a child man Tom is. His wife wanted to have a baby, he said he couldn’t believe she wanted to do that.

His parents told her that she should know that he couldn’t handle her being pregnant and babies freak him out.
by Nightsword5 December 4, 2025
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Child-Man

A child-man behaves, acts, and thinks like a man, but is a child at heart. They are having fun and enjoying life to the fullest, all with the mindset of growth, experience, and everything it means to be a man (up to you!)

They can be of any age ranging from 10-100.

All they have to do is do what they do well and have fun doing it!

A child-man never seeks to hurt, harm, or make others worry or feel less significant than they are.
Noun: a person with a purposeful mind and a loving heart.
Ex) Jason is such a child-man, he even remembered I like salsa on my tacos when he made them for me.

Ex) Person 1: “He might be a child-man”

Person 2: “what do you mean?”

Person 1: “The way he moves and acts, he’s probably thinking about so many things at once but he’s so calm and friendly.”

Person 2: “and that smile…”

Both: Dreamy
by MisterBot February 12, 2022
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Royal Man Child

Another name of Prince Andrew born of the queen of England is the Royal Man Child. Because of his privileged life is was unaware of right and wrong committed crimes in multiple countries he was dubbed the name Royal Man Child. The royal man child is brother to Prince Charles and The uncle of Prince William. Despite extensive travel and military service at an advanced age the Royal Man Child did not learn right from wrong.
The Royal Man Child is one of the members of the triad of trash a group including Jeffrey Epstein and G Maxwell. The Royal Man Child was put justice by Virginia Roberts Giuffre a survivor of his abuse.
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Man child

In the simplest of definition, a man child is an immature guy who just refuses to grow up. This doesn't mean he necessarily lives at home with mom and dad ― although he probably should considering the way he functions in the real world ― but that he just doesn't have his life together.
Hey man what is a man child”
“Go watch Erobb221, Lime”
by GradualMist April 3, 2021
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The Man-Child

Often displays one or more of the following characteristics:

1) Games like there's no tomorrow

2) Finds it impossible to step out of the party/frat boi phase for some reason oh wait... Because he's a child

3) So irrational makes you wonder if he was ever sober while talking to you

4) Faces difficulties in comprehending basic statements

5) Does not engage in any form of a matured conversation but runs away from everything, sometimes even acts like you or everything else is to be blamed

6) Almost makes you feel like a fucking generous babysitter offering her service for free of charge
Oh look The Man-Child... Run!!!
Jeez Tom don't be The Man-Child aka a pain in the ass
by Trollqueenb35828 November 25, 2018
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man child

a grown man who is very immature, therefore considered a man child.
Dude you need to grow up and stop being such a man child
by rhoni May 13, 2005
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Man-Child Syndrome

Not quite a man, not quite a child. Stuck somewhere in between. Has memories repressed from when he was a child
TA: He has man-child syndrome

TA: You know, he's not quite a man, not quite a child

Student: Oh Kinda like Zac Efron?
by Blabbermouth26 January 26, 2010
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