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A lesbian with a set of nards.
i wish she would stop pressing her chicknuts up against me in the server room.
Chicknuts by WTFML1 April 29, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
1: (v) The act of having your dick inserted all the way into a person's mouth to the point of having your nuts on their chin. Also know as the deepthroat.

2: (n) Part of a joke.

3: (N) The Tag or Nickname of Yay Area resident Chinuts. Named for his endeavor to get "chinuts" from all the ladies.
1: I told her that before we could fuck I'd have to give her the chinuts.

2:
Q: What do you call nuts on a wall?
A: Wallnuts.
Q: Right. What do you call nuts on your chest?
A: Chestnuts!
Q: Right! What do you call nuts on your chin?
A: Chinuts?
Q: That's right bitch! You got my dick in your mouth!

3: You headed over to the Yay? Tell that nigga Chinuts I said wassup and that he better stay away from my sister.
Chinuts by Chinuts May 2, 2008

Chicklets 

Keep talking smack, I'll knock your chicklets out.
Chicklets by Jeepingirrl September 23, 2005
When someone you know is forced to take his shirt off and reveals that his pec's look exactly like womens breasts.
when zach took his shirt off during pong we found out he had chicktits.
Chicktits by Arab313 December 14, 2010

chicklets 

1. square shaped bubble gum.

2. teeth
Rusty went to the market and got some chickets.

Roscoe just got his chickets blasted out in once punch.
chicklets by cardinal_fan October 14, 2004
1. (noun) a dick in your mouth

2. (noun) a pair of testicles or gonads on one's jaw.

3. (noun) a really good blowjob, by which, a deep throater's progress is thwarted by balls, moving or stationary, against one's chin.
1. Here's a little story; a pimp goes up to a ho and says "yo baby, if I put nuts on the wall, would they be walnuts? She says "yeah that's right." The pimp ask's the ho, "if I put nuts on your chest, would they be chestnuts?" The ho says "yeah baby, that's right." The pimp says to the ho, "if I put nuts on your chin, would they be chinnuts? The ho says, "yeah baby." The pimp says, "nah bitch that ain't chinnuts that's a dick in yo' mouth. You fuckin' whore."
chinnuts by Kid Hasselhoff January 17, 2005

chickness 

To embrace all that is feminine to attract a male, to cry easily at sad songs and movies, to be obsessed with fashion, spa visits, lingerie, and expensive footwear, to be susceptible to bad boy bullshit lines.
"Angelina used her chickness to steal Brad from Jen"..let's go to the mall with our plastic, and rock our chickness." "that dude is totally vibing on my chickness"..Yo man, your girl is really workin you with her chickness."
chickness by singergal April 29, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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