When you put a sock in your asshole filled with baking powder while you fuck your girlfriend in the ass. When you cum, rip the sock out of your ass. you eat the cum out of her ass and mix it with the powder and pour it into a protein shake. Leave it in an 8 oz glass for 4 days in the shower and Enjoy!

My funky chicken sock rock was so good with dinner last night, im gonna make 17 tonight and send some to my grandma on christmas.

Funky Chicken Sock Rock by I<3sockrock October 19, 2007

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Pink Sock Chicken

A game in which two people with pink socks tie them together and attempt to walk apart. The first person to scream loses. A pink sock, in turn, is a prolapsed rectum and has the appearance of a fleshy pink sock sticking out from one's anal region.

"Oh man! Ben and Jimmy totally played pink sock chicken. Now their asses will never heal!"

"Who won?"

"Ben - but now he's got himself a pink blanket!"

Pink Sock Chicken by The Real Roger Wilco September 30, 2009

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chicken wearing socks

Something that doesnt fit. looks awful when wearing.

Did you see that new outfit she was wearing? Made her look like a chicken wearing socks.

chicken wearing socks by GoDwnOnHer August 5, 2008

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chickensackflaps

chickensack flaps= the best mutual edits and memes
also best face poses I've even seen in my life GAWD DAYUM

have you seen chickensackflaps' mutual edits? they're way too good for this world!

chickensackflaps by killorkat February 27, 2021

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chickensackflaps

The funniest person alive

Hey do you know chickensackflaps on tiktok?
Yes they are so funny I pissed myself laughing

chickensackflaps by Bertholts.gf February 27, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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