Chicken Wicker

Someone who claims to be an experienced Pyrotechnician, but who’s greatest achievement in life is to ignite Visco safety fuse, AKA, Chicken Wick.

Hey, see that guy Chris over there? He’s such a little, pussy-assed Chicken Wicker!

Chicken Wicker by Ratskrad December 30, 2021

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Shit A Wicker Chicken

a) Utterly flabbergasted; pretty much the only way left to say you ain't got shit to say, akin to the old idiom of shitting one's pants in disbelief or shock, but a wicker fucking chicken is a tad bit more of an ordeal than just shitting one's pants.

b) Also used to express extreme dopeness.

a) When I saw my bitch's new haircut all chopped up like a dyke, I about shit a wicker chicken.

b) What!? You got to kick it backstage at Snoop's 420 party!? Well shit a wicker chicken, nigga! That's dope!

Shit A Wicker Chicken by Shiggity Shizzam February 28, 2020

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Chicken Wicken

The Chicken Wicken, also known as the beheading of the hen is a very revolting ceremony that used to take place in Shakespearean times when Witches where believed to exist. This is a very rare a event and is mainly done for a celebration of a young male/female to taking their first steps to witch craft. During this ceremony you must search for a hen and slice its head off, while the body is still active for sixty seconds you must produce sperm willingly and make sure you sperm ejects into the chickens wound, If failing to do so, the person doing this procedure must be killed for fraud of a witchcraft.

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Chicken Wicken by Blackmailer July 28, 2011