"I don't care how comfortable she says they are, Mandy is a complete Wellie Munter' and is going to catch Urethane Toe if she continues to wear those ridiculous, plastic clogs!"
by Ratskrad June 21, 2022
Someone who takes Personal Protecctive Equipment to the extreme. The kind of Tard who will wear a hard-hat and protective goggles to open a box of matches.
Pronunciation:
“PeePetard”, “Puh-petard” or “PeePee-eee-Tard”
Pronunciation:
“PeePetard”, “Puh-petard” or “PeePee-eee-Tard”
“That fucking PPETard is wearing more safety gear than an astronaut - and he’s only lighting Festival Balls!
by Ratskrad January 08, 2022
“Hey Dude! Scrorp some of that delicious guacamole onto my plate, will ya?”
“You fucking bitch! I’m gonna Scrorp your eyes out!”
“You fucking bitch! I’m gonna Scrorp your eyes out!”
by Ratskrad January 08, 2022
Hey Girlfriend, my Vag-jay-jay is looking lush since I had 169 cubic zirconia's super-glued to it! Check out my Minge Bling!
by Ratskrad January 19, 2011
Someone who claims to be an experienced Pyrotechnician, but who’s greatest achievement in life is to ignite Visco safety fuse, AKA, Chicken Wick.
by Ratskrad December 30, 2021
A Brazillian wax job that is then enhanced by having many cheap jewels, such as cubic zirconia, glued around the landing strip.
Britney's Brazillian Dazzler was so bright, I had put put my shades on when she dropped her panties!
by Ratskrad January 22, 2011
Someone who purports to a hard-core pyro, but is afraid to light anything more exciting than a Morning Glory sparkler.
by Ratskrad December 30, 2021