Definitions by Ratskrad

Urethane Toe 

A hideous malformation and decomposition of the toes, caused by near-permanent wearing of rubber clogs, aka Crocs. Almost exclusively a condition affecting women

"Jeez! Have you seen Maria's feet? I've never seen such a bad case of Urethane Toe!"

Urethane Toe by Ratskrad June 21, 2022

Wellie Munter 

A person, invariably female, who thinks that Crocs are the height of fashionable footware.

"I don't care how comfortable she says they are, Mandy is a complete Wellie Munter' and is going to catch Urethane Toe if she continues to wear those ridiculous, plastic clogs!"

Wellie Munter by Ratskrad June 21, 2022

Scrorp

A more aggressive form of SCRAPE. Used when extra emphasis in required.

“Hey Dude! Scrorp some of that delicious guacamole onto my plate, will ya?”

“You fucking bitch! I’m gonna Scrorp your eyes out!”

Scrorp by Ratskrad January 8, 2022

Ppetard

Someone who takes Personal Protecctive Equipment to the extreme. The kind of Tard who will wear a hard-hat and protective goggles to open a box of matches.

Pronunciation:
“PeePetard”, “Puh-petard” or “PeePee-eee-Tard”

“That fucking PPETard is wearing more safety gear than an astronaut - and he’s only lighting Festival Balls!

Ppetard by Ratskrad January 8, 2022

Lord Fauntleroy’s Bumboy 

A man of low breeding and intelligence, who has, through having nouveau riche parentage (garage owner, scrap dealer, etc) gone to a moderately posh, but obscure Private School. This has given him a HUGE overestimate of his worth in society - but at the end of the day, he will happily bend over for his Lord’s pleasure.

Look at that Essex Twat! He’s one of Lord Fauntleroy’s Bumboys!!

Lord Fauntleroy’s Bumboy by Ratskrad January 8, 2022

Safe & Sane Surfer 

Someone who purports to a hard-core pyro, but is afraid to light anything more exciting than a Morning Glory sparkler.

Look at those two dweebs, Chris and Zoe - they’re such a pair of Safe & Sane Surfers!

Safe & Sane Surfer by Ratskrad December 30, 2021

Chicken Wicker 

Someone who claims to be an experienced Pyrotechnician, but who’s greatest achievement in life is to ignite Visco safety fuse, AKA, Chicken Wick.

Hey, see that guy Chris over there? He’s such a little, pussy-assed Chicken Wicker!

Chicken Wicker by Ratskrad December 30, 2021