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A Brazillian wax job that is then enhanced by having many cheap jewels, such as cubic zirconia, glued around the landing strip.
Britney's Brazillian Dazzler was so bright, I had put put my shades on when she dropped her panties!
by Ratskrad January 23, 2011
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Pronunciation:
“PeePetard”, “Puh-petard” or “PeePee-eee-Tard”
Pronunciation:
“PeePetard”, “Puh-petard” or “PeePee-eee-Tard”
“That fucking PPETard is wearing more safety gear than an astronaut - and he’s only lighting Festival Balls!
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by Ratskrad June 21, 2022
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by Ratskrad December 30, 2021
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Get the Safe & Sane Surfer mug.Hey Girlfriend, my Vag-jay-jay is looking lush since I had 169 cubic zirconia's super-glued to it! Check out my Minge Bling!
by Ratskrad January 20, 2011
Get the Minge Bling mug.A hideous malformation and decomposition of the toes, caused by near-permanent wearing of rubber clogs, aka Crocs. Almost exclusively a condition affecting women
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