A Brazillian wax job that is then enhanced by having many cheap jewels, such as cubic zirconia, glued around the landing strip.
Britney's Brazillian Dazzler was so bright, I had put put my shades on when she dropped her panties!
by Ratskrad January 23, 2011
A hideous malformation and decomposition of the toes, caused by near-permanent wearing of rubber clogs, aka Crocs. Almost exclusively a condition affecting women
by Ratskrad June 21, 2022
"I don't care how comfortable she says they are, Mandy is a complete Wellie Munter' and is going to catch Urethane Toe if she continues to wear those ridiculous, plastic clogs!"
by Ratskrad June 21, 2022
Someone who takes Personal Protecctive Equipment to the extreme. The kind of Tard who will wear a hard-hat and protective goggles to open a box of matches.
Pronunciation:
“PeePetard”, “Puh-petard” or “PeePee-eee-Tard”
Pronunciation:
“PeePetard”, “Puh-petard” or “PeePee-eee-Tard”
“That fucking PPETard is wearing more safety gear than an astronaut - and he’s only lighting Festival Balls!
by Ratskrad January 08, 2022
A man of low breeding and intelligence, who has, through having nouveau riche parentage (garage owner, scrap dealer, etc) gone to a moderately posh, but obscure Private School. This has given him a HUGE overestimate of his worth in society - but at the end of the day, he will happily bend over for his Lord’s pleasure.
by Ratskrad January 08, 2022
Someone who claims to be an experienced Pyrotechnician, but who’s greatest achievement in life is to ignite Visco safety fuse, AKA, Chicken Wick.
by Ratskrad December 30, 2021
Hey Girlfriend, my Vag-jay-jay is looking lush since I had 169 cubic zirconia's super-glued to it! Check out my Minge Bling!
by Ratskrad January 20, 2011