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Hey Girlfriend, my Vag-jay-jay is looking lush since I had 169 cubic zirconia's super-glued to it! Check out my Minge Bling!
by Ratskrad January 20, 2011
Get the Minge Bling mug.A Brazillian wax job that is then enhanced by having many cheap jewels, such as cubic zirconia, glued around the landing strip.
Britney's Brazillian Dazzler was so bright, I had put put my shades on when she dropped her panties!
by Ratskrad January 23, 2011
Get the Brazillian Dazzler mug.Someone who purports to a hard-core pyro, but is afraid to light anything more exciting than a Morning Glory sparkler.
by Ratskrad December 30, 2021
Get the Safe & Sane Surfer mug.A man of low breeding and intelligence, who has, through having nouveau riche parentage (garage owner, scrap dealer, etc) gone to a moderately posh, but obscure Private School. This has given him a HUGE overestimate of his worth in society - but at the end of the day, he will happily bend over for his Lord’s pleasure.
by Ratskrad January 8, 2022
Get the Lord Fauntleroy’s Bumboy mug.Someone who takes Personal Protecctive Equipment to the extreme. The kind of Tard who will wear a hard-hat and protective goggles to open a box of matches.
Pronunciation:
“PeePetard”, “Puh-petard” or “PeePee-eee-Tard”
Pronunciation:
“PeePetard”, “Puh-petard” or “PeePee-eee-Tard”
“That fucking PPETard is wearing more safety gear than an astronaut - and he’s only lighting Festival Balls!
by Ratskrad January 8, 2022
Get the Ppetard mug.“Hey Dude! Scrorp some of that delicious guacamole onto my plate, will ya?”
“You fucking bitch! I’m gonna Scrorp your eyes out!”
“You fucking bitch! I’m gonna Scrorp your eyes out!”
by Ratskrad January 8, 2022
Get the Scrorp mug.Someone who claims to be an experienced Pyrotechnician, but who’s greatest achievement in life is to ignite Visco safety fuse, AKA, Chicken Wick.
by Ratskrad December 30, 2021
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