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Chicken Pluck 

To pluck the hair from one’s scrotum or labial region with a pair of tweezers one pube at a time.
My sack is sore as hell today from her giving me a chicken pluck last night.

If an hour of doing the chicken pluck, I could finally see her clitoris.

She asked if she could shorn my scrotum so I said yea. The next think I know I’m getting a chicken pluck. I was begging for a razor by the end.
Words you can keep

Pluck a chicken 

I had to pluck a chicken last night for my boyfriend.
Pluck a chicken by JonJacobson July 24, 2018

cotton pickin chicken pluckin music 

humorus word for country music
Grown-ups always listen to cotton pickin chicken pluckin music.

chicken-phucker 

-noun
1. Used to describe someone who performs inter-species erotica on a chicken, and/or a rooster.
Mary: "John did you really have sex with your hen?"

John: "Yeah, what about it?"

Mary: "Wow, John. You're a real chicken-phucker."
chicken-phucker by seamangina October 15, 2010

Chicken Plucker method 

when an individual is typing at a really slow speed or pace from a result of using only 1 finger, because they are either unfamiliar with a 'qwerty' keyboard or unable to use both hands because one hand may be otherwise occupied.
"sorry i cant type any quicker. i'm using the Chicken Plucker method!"
Chicken Plucker method by LOZ2302 October 21, 2008

chicken plucker 

1) A redneck.

2) One who fucks chickens(actual chickens).
Man, I saw this redneck fuckin' a cow an' ridin' a tractor.

Dang, freakin' chicken plucker.
chicken plucker by Skodin October 13, 2010

Plucked chicken 

pulling ones ball sack over his penis and tucking it into his waist thus causing a plucked chicken effect
gareth pulled his ball sack and placed it over his penis and tucked it in his waist line and everyone said it looked like a plucked chicken
Plucked chicken by Big Geezer July 24, 2009
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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