My sack is sore as hell today from her giving me a chicken pluck last night.
If an hour of doing the chicken pluck, I could finally see her clitoris.
She asked if she could shorn my scrotum so I said yea. The next think I know I’m getting a chicken pluck. I was begging for a razor by the end.
If an hour of doing the chicken pluck, I could finally see her clitoris.
She asked if she could shorn my scrotum so I said yea. The next think I know I’m getting a chicken pluck. I was begging for a razor by the end.
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1. Used to describe someone who performs inter-species erotica on a chicken, and/or a rooster.
1. Used to describe someone who performs inter-species erotica on a chicken, and/or a rooster.
Mary: "John did you really have sex with your hen?"
John: "Yeah, what about it?"
Mary: "Wow, John. You're a real chicken-phucker."
John: "Yeah, what about it?"
Mary: "Wow, John. You're a real chicken-phucker."
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Get the chicken plucker mug.pulling ones ball sack over his penis and tucking it into his waist thus causing a plucked chicken effect
gareth pulled his ball sack and placed it over his penis and tucked it in his waist line and everyone said it looked like a plucked chicken
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