ChesaFreak 

Someone from Chesapeake Virginia, who’s wild side comes out after a little anger conspires

Don’t piss Jamie off, last week she got all ChesaFreak on her husband

ChesaFreak by IamFroosty April 1, 2025

Chesapeake 

Sister of junior Grimes. Also known as “Chesticles, chestless, leslie, leslo, twin peaks, etc”

Often ignored by junior or even considered nonexistent but we know the truth of old J

Chesapeake thinks she’s the shit for listening to RHCP, arctic monkeys and all that indie crap.

Often the butt of any joke made by mistah J. Very apparent that J better respect his elders

Chesapeake is juniors big sister

Junior grimes calls Chesapeake his “brother” despite her being NOT A MALE

CHESAPEAKE BAY is filled with drowning cries of her victims and junior sees himself as the savior in his black pearl!

Chesapeake by Unknown marsupial December 13, 2021

Chesapeake Beach 

A small town located in Calvert County Maryland. Most of the people you meet are rude and generally just white trash. Chesapeake Beach is famously known for it’s large population of Karens who you can see crying in the Chesapeake Beach Facebook group. Some cry about snow at the end of their driveway while others cry about Urban Dictionary definitions.

I stopped at the Fast Stop in Chesapeake Beach and got harassed for money by a meth addict, what a great place to live.

Chesapeake Beach by ChesapeakeMermaid February 12, 2022

Chesapeake 

A city in Southeastern Virginia. Considered part of Hampton Roads, it is west of Virginia Beach, south of Norfolk, and southeast of Portsmouth.

It is a relatively quiet, prosperous city, with 7 (soon to be 8) school districts, and it is growing rapidly. The crime rates are lower than in the surrounding cities, and the people tend to be happier.

People from Chesapeake tend to think all other cities (except some areas of Virginia Beach) are not safe.

In regards to nightlife, you must drive to Norfolk or Virginia Beach if you want to go out at all because there is absolutely nothing to do.

I grew up in Chesapeake, and I thought about moving to Norfolk so I'd have something to do at night, but I was afraid I'd get shot. So now I just commute.

Chesapeake by The best definer ever July 6, 2008

Chesapeake Walrus 

1. Usually indegineous to the Chesapeake Bay area, a very large, lazy, grotesque male that shows an unusual resemblance to a walrus. This person usually has dunlap disease, and has a handle bar mustache that gives the resemblence of a "walrus stash". Also enjoys eating cheese and drinking 10oz Bud Light.
2. One who is abnormally obese, enjoys eating large amounts of cheddar cheese, and also enjoys gossip so much, that he/she could partake in an episode of "The View". Also, one who thinks their "shit don't stink".

Walter, The Chesapeake Walrus, can't help but get all drunk and billigerent and gossip about people on the weekends. Fat piece of shit.

Crikey! Check out the enormous jowels on that Chesapeake Walrus!

Chesapeake Walrus by The Nuthouse Gang October 9, 2006

Chesapeake High School

Located in Pasadena, Maryland (Better known as the Dena ) CHS is home to the Cougars.

95% of CHS is white. The other 5% is basically all black.

(Whites, Female/ Males) Well, they're either rednecks, potheads, jocks, players, scene, "badasses", whores, racist, those kids who don't give a shit what people think (Usually really cool and can hold a conversation about more than their bra size(girls) or whos ass they kicked yesturday(guys)) those kids that that are picked on (but one day will be reponsible for our paychecks) or those "cool kids" that everyone secretly hates.

(Blacks, Female/ Male) Of the blacks seen in the halls, they're decent people. The rest of the black kids are in I-5.

At the beginning of school with the amount of free time they have, you either hang around outside in groups, or walk around the halls. When class starts, it's either a really fun class, or the most dreadful hour and a half of your day. It all depends on what teachers you have, or what subject it is. You either have a teacher who's class you sleep through, a teacher whos the best you'll ever have, a teacher who the kids walk all over, or a teacher who's pretty fair. Then, lunches are pretty much an alternative for the recess we don't have. At the end of the day, you can walk home or go to your bus.

And about the school itself, it's pretty decent I guess. I mean, other than the fact that you're either roasting, or frozen in a class room is a downer, it's okay.

Chesapeake High School

Chesapeake High School by CHS12 January 3, 2011

Chesapeake Creampie 

When you blow your load in a chic and as it oozes out, you catch it in your hand, sprinkle some old bay on top and make her taste it.

Hey Eric, what’s a good way I can show this Russian chic around Maryland when she gets here?

Fuck showing her shit, just give her a Chesapeake Creampie!

Chesapeake Creampie by CervixPounder5000 December 20, 2018