Definitions by CervixPounder5000

Chesapeake Creampie 

When you blow your load in a chic and as it oozes out, you catch it in your hand, sprinkle some old bay on top and make her taste it.

Hey Eric, what’s a good way I can show this Russian chic around Maryland when she gets here?

Fuck showing her shit, just give her a Chesapeake Creampie!

Chesapeake Creampie by CervixPounder5000 December 20, 2018